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  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    Diannew wrote: »
    Exactly how low down can one get:lol::lol:....Gnomes instead of classy molls.....what is the Gangster world comming to:lol::lol:

    Matt is what i like to call a "plastic gangster"... "w*nkster" :laugh:
    He doesnt quite fit the bill if you ask me... Men who hang around in garden sheds and play with gnomes are the kind of men u keep ur kids away from!!
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    this was Matt at his last marathon........


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  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    this was Matt at his last marathon........
    Thats not me!!! :mad2:

    I don't wear glasses…..
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    be prepared for some spam guys i think phottoshop is a spammer!! :thumbdown:
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    be prepared for some spam guys i think phottoshop is a spammer!! :thumbdown:

    He posting a thread!!!!
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Thats not me!!! :mad2:

    I don't wear glasses…..

    Sorry here we go....

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  • CullenCullen Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 592
    How did my picture get posted on this thread?

    (Matts parentage eventually revealed...)
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,814
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    He posting a thread!!!!

    We wait with constipation...opps spelling mistake!! antisipation:lol::lol:
  • CullenCullen Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 592
    I'm the one with the green hair. Irish ancestry, you see.
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    be prepared for some spam guys i think phottoshop is a spammer!! :thumbdown:
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    He posting a thread!!!!

    Talking to yourself is the first sign of being a nutjob….
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    Cullen wrote: »
    I'm the one with the green hair. Irish ancestry, you see.

    Irish, with an ever so slight feminine air to you
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Talking to yourself is the first sign of being a nutjob….

    and running a marathon in a blonde wig wearing nothing but a sticker and a few leaves defines sanity!!!
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,814
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Irish, with an ever so slight feminine air to you

    Now we know what sort of girls YOU like!!!!:lol::lol: If that is feminine!!
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    and running a marathon in a blonde wig wearing nothing but a sticker and a few leaves defines sanity!!!
    …AND a sat-nav….with Mr T on it
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,814
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    and running a marathon in a blonde wig wearing nothing but a sticker and a few leaves defines sanity!!!

    Leaves they may be...but placed quite beautifully:lol::lol: But who gives.. fig....:lol::lol:Get it fig leaf......................think I need a sit down
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    Diannew wrote: »
    Now we know what sort of girls YOU like!!!!:lol::lol: If that is feminine!!
    Cullen is my dear old papa…..I know you've probably seen (and done) some pretty freaky stuff since you allowed Teany to be your pimp, and that has clouded your attitudes towards….stuff…. but that doesn't mean that everyone fancies women who look like their pap!
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    Diannew wrote: »
    Leaves they may be...but placed quite beautifully:lol::lol: But who gives.. fig....:lol::lol:Get it fig leaf......................think I need a sit down
    I think you need to buy the new "Big Book of Puns: Vol. IV"…..volume III is dated somewhat...
  • CullenCullen Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 592
    Being Irish and not being afraid to be in touch with the inner woman in every man is an axiomatic pairing.

    Cheese and pickle, Matt and Gnomes, St George and Syphillis.

    My evidence:

    Danny la Rue, born in Cork

    Paul O'Grady

    Graham Norton

    Brian O'Whatshisface who won big brother

    Anna O'Nother whatsherface who is a lesbian ex nun on the first big brother.

    Oscar Wilde

    I can live with being mistaken for a lady............
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,814
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Cullen is my dear old papa…..I know you've probably seen (and done) some pretty freaky stuff since you allowed Teany to be your pimp, and that has clouded your attitudes towards….stuff…. but that doesn't mean that everyone fancies women who look like their pap!

    " looks around...nervously.....is that a hidden camara in my rubber plant" How does he know what freaky stuff I get up to...............:lol::lol:
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,814
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    I think you need to buy the new "Big Book of Puns: Vol. IV"…..volume III is dated somewhat...

    "You can't be serious" just trying to bring some fun into your life......goodness knows you need it with your Pa.....looking like that.......forgive me!!
  • CullenCullen Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 592
    No Dianne, it's not a camera, its ME !!!!
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    Cullen wrote: »
    Being Irish and not being afraid to be in touch with the inner woman in every man is an axiomatic pairing.

    Cheese and pickle, Matt and Gnomes, St George and Syphillis.

    My evidence:

    Danny la Rue, born in Cork

    Paul O'Grady

    Graham Norton

    Brian O'Whatshisface who won big brother

    Anna O'Nother whatsherface who is a lesbian ex nun on the first big brother.

    Oscar Wilde

    I can live with being mistaken for a lady............

    It is a big problem for Cullen.....

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  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    Diannew wrote: »
    " looks around...nervously.....is that a hidden camara in my rubber plant" How does he know what freaky stuff I get up to...............:lol::lol:

    I saw the ad Seany put in the phone box down the street…..I think he made a couple of spelling mistakes though, it says you do "freaky thongs with a hip"…..? :confused1:
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    I saw the ad Seany put in the phone box down the street…..I think he made a couple of spelling mistakes though, it says you do "freaky thongs with a hip"…..? :confused1:

    you shoud've gone to specsavers Matt.. it said freaky things with a whip... she is a dominatrix not a wh*re
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    you shoud've gone to specsavers Matt.. it said freaky things with a whip... she is a dominatrix not a wh*re
    Yeah? And you should have gone to school, maybe then you would no how to spell proper!

    And a rose by any other name…... :lol:
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    And a rose by any other name…... :lol:

    :huh:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    :huh:

    a rose by any other name……'would smell just as sweet'….so…..a wh*re by any other name (domanatrix)…..is still just a wh*re :lol:
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    a rose by any other name……'would smell just as sweet'….so…..a wh*re by any other name (domanatrix)…..is still just a wh*re :lol:

    Carry on Matt my team over in the far east are growing ever more excited at the prospect of your erotic duties.. theyve seen you're marathon pics and are really excited to say the least!
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,814
    Cullen wrote: »
    No Dianne, it's not a camera, its ME !!!!

    Ohhh!! I am sorry if I splashed your shoes when I emptied my naff cup of coffe that some one made me to day between the bushes.
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,814
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    I saw the ad Seany put in the phone box down the street…..I think he made a couple of spelling mistakes though, it says you do "freaky thongs with a hip"…..? :confused1:

    No...hippy things with a song.....................la la la.......
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