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Exactly how low down can one get
....Gnomes instead of classy molls.....what is the Gangster world comming to
Matt is what i like to call a "plastic gangster"... "w*nkster" :laugh:
He doesnt quite fit the bill if you ask me... Men who hang around in garden sheds and play with gnomes are the kind of men u keep ur kids away from!!0 -
this was Matt at his last marathon........
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be prepared for some spam guys i think phottoshop is a spammer!! :thumbdown:0
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How did my picture get posted on this thread?
(Matts parentage eventually revealed...)0 -
I'm the one with the green hair. Irish ancestry, you see.0
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LondonMatt wrote: »Talking to yourself is the first sign of being a nutjob….
and running a marathon in a blonde wig wearing nothing but a sticker and a few leaves defines sanity!!!0 -
LondonMatt wrote: »Irish, with an ever so slight feminine air to you
Now we know what sort of girls YOU like!!!! If that is feminine!! 0 -
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Cullen is my dear old papa…..I know you've probably seen (and done) some pretty freaky stuff since you allowed Teany to be your pimp, and that has clouded your attitudes towards….stuff…. but that doesn't mean that everyone fancies women who look like their pap!Now we know what sort of girls YOU like!!!! If that is feminine!!0 -
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Being Irish and not being afraid to be in touch with the inner woman in every man is an axiomatic pairing.
Cheese and pickle, Matt and Gnomes, St George and Syphillis.
My evidence:
Danny la Rue, born in Cork
Paul O'Grady
Graham Norton
Brian O'Whatshisface who won big brother
Anna O'Nother whatsherface who is a lesbian ex nun on the first big brother.
Oscar Wilde
I can live with being mistaken for a lady............0 -
LondonMatt wrote: »Cullen is my dear old papa…..I know you've probably seen (and done) some pretty freaky stuff since you allowed Teany to be your pimp, and that has clouded your attitudes towards….stuff…. but that doesn't mean that everyone fancies women who look like their pap!
" looks around...nervously.....is that a hidden camara in my rubber plant" How does he know what freaky stuff I get up to............... 0 -
LondonMatt wrote: »I think you need to buy the new "Big Book of Puns: Vol. IV"…..volume III is dated somewhat...
"You can't be serious" just trying to bring some fun into your life......goodness knows you need it with your Pa.....looking like that.......forgive me!!0 -
No Dianne, it's not a camera, its ME !!!!0
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Being Irish and not being afraid to be in touch with the inner woman in every man is an axiomatic pairing.
Cheese and pickle, Matt and Gnomes, St George and Syphillis.
My evidence:
Danny la Rue, born in Cork
Paul O'Grady
Graham Norton
Brian O'Whatshisface who won big brother
Anna O'Nother whatsherface who is a lesbian ex nun on the first big brother.
Oscar Wilde
I can live with being mistaken for a lady............
It is a big problem for Cullen.....
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" looks around...nervously.....is that a hidden camara in my rubber plant" How does he know what freaky stuff I get up to...............
I saw the ad Seany put in the phone box down the street…..I think he made a couple of spelling mistakes though, it says you do "freaky thongs with a hip"…..? :confused1:0 -
LondonMatt wrote: »I saw the ad Seany put in the phone box down the street…..I think he made a couple of spelling mistakes though, it says you do "freaky thongs with a hip"…..? :confused1:
you shoud've gone to specsavers Matt.. it said freaky things with a whip... she is a dominatrix not a wh*re0 -
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LondonMatt wrote: »And a rose by any other name…...
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LondonMatt wrote: »a rose by any other name……'would smell just as sweet'….so…..a wh*re by any other name (domanatrix)…..is still just a wh*re
Carry on Matt my team over in the far east are growing ever more excited at the prospect of your erotic duties.. theyve seen you're marathon pics and are really excited to say the least!0 -
LondonMatt wrote: »I saw the ad Seany put in the phone box down the street…..I think he made a couple of spelling mistakes though, it says you do "freaky thongs with a hip"…..? :confused1:
No...hippy things with a song.....................la la la.......0
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