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  • SeanyBoy
    SeanyBoy Registered Posts: 553 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
    Ohhh!! I am sorry if I splashed your shoes when I emptied my naff cup of coffe that some one made me to day between the bushes.

    sorry we only had decaff..
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    Carry on Matt my team over in the far east are growing ever more excited at the prospect of your erotic duties.. theyve seen you're marathon pics and are really excited to say the least!

    Carry On Mattโ€ฆ..that's the name of my new comedy! I've written you in as the effeminate (retarded) gnome who makes me teaโ€ฆ.not a bog role but then again, you are Teany, now arenโ€™t ya! :laugh:

    And trust you to have 'contacts' (aka friends) in the far east perversion business :thumbdown:
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    a rose by any other nameโ€ฆโ€ฆ'would smell just as sweet'โ€ฆ.soโ€ฆ..a wh*re by any other name (domanatrix)โ€ฆ..is still just a wh*re :lol:

    EXCUSE ME.....I am here you know...stop talking about me as if I don't exist....:lol::lol:

    I am not a lady of the evening and never will be.......you are so rude for even suggesting such a thing...shame on you both....your father needs to teach you some manners:crying:
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    No...hippy things with a song.....................la la la.......
    Hippy things!!!! :ohmy: You weren't one of them there 'protesters' (aka the great unwashed, aka the bleeding heart liberal tree freaks, aka the commie bast**ds, aka the punch bags) that were revolting earlier this month, were ya???
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    EXCUSE ME.....I am here you know...stop talking about me as if I don't exist....:lol::lol:

    I am not a lady of the evening and never will be.......you are so rude for even suggesting such a thing...shame on you both....your father needs to teach you some manners:crying:
    I never suggested it, it was how Teany claimed to win you overโ€ฆ..with his pimp hands! Remember!

    And molls of pimp-handed 'men' don't stay just molls for long....:ohmy:
  • SeanyBoy
    SeanyBoy Registered Posts: 553 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
    face it matt.. u are a MOOB SUCKING, MARATHON RUNNING, SHEMALE, IN A GREEN WIG, WHO PLAYS WITH GNOMES IN HIS DINGY LITTLE SHED.. ID RATHER BE A TEA BOY.. :laugh:
  • Cullen
    Cullen Registered Posts: 592 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
    Some people are like slinkies, don't really serve any useful purpose but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    face it matt.. u are a MOOB SUCKING, MARATHON RUNNING, SHEMALE, IN A GREEN WIG, WHO PLAYS WITH GNOMES IN HIS DINGY LITTLE SHED.. ID RATHER BE A TEA BOY.. :laugh:

    I'm not a shemaleโ€ฆ.you glory hunting, dyslexic pimp!

    Now then, with your retard-strength pimp hands, take your "molls" (wink-wink) back to your now-filled-in basement under the local 'Help the Aged" :glare:
  • SeanyBoy
    SeanyBoy Registered Posts: 553 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
    I'm not a shemaleโ€ฆ.you glory hunting, dyslexic pimp!

    Now then, with your retard-strength pimp hands, take your "molls" (wink-wink) back to your now-filled-in basement under the local 'Help the Aged" :glare:

    For a start its the british heart foundation!! and you are a shemale.. Cullen admitted he made a few "vital" mistakes when bringing you up which led to your eventual "shemalism"
  • SeanyBoy
    SeanyBoy Registered Posts: 553 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
    On a lighter note just been offered a job!! Bye bye redundancy!!
  • Cullen
    Cullen Registered Posts: 592 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
    A Job!!!

    Well done!!!

    I'll drink to that!!!
  • SeanyBoy
    SeanyBoy Registered Posts: 553 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
    Cullen wrote: ยป
    A Job!!!

    Well done!!!

    I'll drink to that!!!

    u need the old avatar back Cullen... a petition to bring back the old avatar....

    i will sign 1st...

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  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    On a lighter note just been offered a job!! Bye bye redundancy!!

    Wondering around Hampstead Heath at night, looking for 'like minded' men, is not a job Teany :thumbdown:

    Nah, just kidding, well done on the job!

    Do you need to bring your own kettle or will they be providing one??
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    u need the old avatar back Cullen... a petition to bring back the old avatar....
    Sack him as your number 2 (THAT RYHMES WITH POO!!) and maybe he'll change it :confused1:
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    On a lighter note just been offered a job!! Bye bye redundancy!!

    Well done...great news to start your weekend...I will have a drink to you!!!!!!
  • SeanyBoy
    SeanyBoy Registered Posts: 553 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
    Wondering around Hampstead Heath at night, looking for 'like minded' men, is not a job Teany :thumbdown:

    Nah, just kidding, well done on the job!

    Do you need to bring your own kettle or will they be providing one??

    There is actually a machine there...ha... makes my life sooooo much easier!!
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    Here is exclusive footage of the moment SeanyBoy found he'd got the job:




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    Awww, look how happy he is....


    :laugh:
  • farmergiles
    farmergiles Registered Posts: 1,693 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    FG havent heard from the twit for a while.. hope hes still ok... :laugh:

    ....

    The "Twit" is still around, you young whippersnapper!!!!:mad2:
    Just very busy, been down in Milton Keynes today
    was in York yesterday.
    The things you have to do when building a practice!!:lol::lol:
  • CJC
    CJC Registered Posts: 1,657 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    been down in Milton Keynes today
    Sorry to hear that, I hope you recover soon.
  • Bluewednesday
    Bluewednesday Registered Posts: 1,624 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    CJC wrote: ยป
    Sorry to hear that, I hope you recover soon.
    OIIIII!!

    There's nothing wrong with Milton Keynes!
  • CJC
    CJC Registered Posts: 1,657 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    Apart from all those bloody roundabouts :001_tongue:
  • Bluewednesday
    Bluewednesday Registered Posts: 1,624 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    Ahh but very few traffic queues because of it!
  • taskey
    taskey Registered Posts: 1,800 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    Here is exclusive footage of the moment SeanyBoy found he'd got the job:




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    Awww, look how happy he is....


    :laugh:

    love it

    Congrats seanyboy

    Tracy
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    well i hear on the grapevine that seanyboy is more than laughing !!! looking at that pic maybe not ask !!!hahahahaha
  • SeanyBoy
    SeanyBoy Registered Posts: 553 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
    Here is exclusive footage of the moment SeanyBoy found he'd got the job:




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    Awww, look how happy he is....


    :laugh:

    :crying: This was me pre op.... :crying:
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    :crying: This was me pre op.... :crying:

    And here he is post op:

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    I think the ear ring really brings out your eyes :thumbup:


    :laugh:
  • SeanyBoy
    SeanyBoy Registered Posts: 553 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
    And here he is post op:

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    I think the ear ring really brings out your eyes :thumbup:


    :laugh:

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    well lets not hide your identity Matt.... this was matt at the train station
  • SeanyBoy
    SeanyBoy Registered Posts: 553 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
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    well lets not hide your identity Matt.... this was matt at the train station

    he then decided to get an op... like me.... but it went horribly wrong..

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  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    he then decided to get an op... like me.... but it went horribly wrong..

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    Hmmmm....you know an operation has gone wrong when it turns you chinese....I only wanted me tonsils out!!! :mad2:
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    thought that was my mrs trying to trump !!!
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