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Unsurprisingly, no snow here just sleet. Looks like someone ran into the street light outside my house last night, there's skid marks and the lamppost is at an odd angle - the Leaning Street Light of Newquay no less. It's the second time that's happened in two weeks, maybe there's icy patch on the hill.0
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afternoon all......busy busy day !!!
hope everyone is keeping well....wont be bakc on today got too m uch to do but enjoy !0 -
14 Things I hate about people.
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the **** is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
F**king right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the **** would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No wanker, I paid 5 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the ****?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f***ing does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, ****head?
10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?
11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.
13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f***ing McW**ker.
14. When you're involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright?' Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off0 -
Ha Ha! I am guilty of the "Is it nice?" with food items.
I now have a new job!0 -
JayneHogan wrote: »Ha Ha! I am guilty of the "Is it nice?" with food items.
I now have a new job!
Congratulations and well done!0 -
#8 Life is,of course,too short. Woody Allen in Annie Hall pretty much sums it up.There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of them says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness and misery and suffering and unhappiness and it's all over much too quickly.0
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I don't think I will ever stop loving just being alive. We take it so much for granted.0
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JayneHogan wrote: »Ha Ha! I am guilty of the "Is it nice?" with food items.
I now have a new job!
Congrats.
What's the position?0 -
Purchase ledger.0
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JayneHogan wrote: »Purchase ledger.
very well done !! all the best for the job0 -
How was the Hogmanay A-Vic? What did you do?0
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Morning Jayne was good thanks came back home in time to see in new year just had a few (well a lot) of drinks with friends
How about you?0 -
Well I went to a party where there was lots of food, lots of alcohol (which I did not drink) and lots of dancing! It was nice watching the countdown at the Thames on T.V. instead of being in the freezing cold!!!0
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Where is everybody?0
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JayneHogan wrote: »Where is everybody?
Probably at home thawing out...lol0 -
Or snowed in again!
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Oh no! I am watching "The Big Freeze" on BBC1. How and why does the country just about come to a standstill every time there is snow. This is getting more and more frequent. When I was growing up in London it would be a few days per year. Now it just seems to happen a lot more.
Scotland gets a lot more snow and up there everyone just gets on with it.0 -
snowed in on my day off.....boo hooo0
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Happy Birthday for tomorrow!0
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JayneHogan wrote: »Happy Birthday for tomorrow!
TY very much.
Got an e-mail from "AAT Discussion Forums" saying Happy Birthday too lol0 -
Happy Birthday old man 0
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Happy Birthday AK 0
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happy Birthday!0
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just relised how cold my office is - noticed a drip on the inside of the window at the side of me so opened the blinds and what was the window is a sheet of ice covering the inside with icles from the frame to the ledge i so am not taking my coat off yet
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Happy Birthday to
AK002Sandy
sandy@sandyhood.com
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Happy birthday, young 'un0
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