The Chuckathon...you will get the idea
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When casting for Shangai Noon the producers actually wanted Chuck Norris instead of Steve Coogan. But Jackie Chan refused to work with him after feeling too intimidated.0
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When Chuck Norris takes a bath, he doesn't get wet...the water gets Chuck Norris'd.0
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If it smells like chicken, tastes like chicken, looks like chicken and Chuck Norris tells you it's beef...It's f***ing beef!0
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Chuck Norris can impregnate women with only a glance. He can also do this to men.0
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Bazinga
Chuck Norris can make any balance sheet balance, using this stare;
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i once played poker with chuck norris and i folded every hand ??0
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Chuck norris tought Mr Meagee karate0
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This is what happens when Chuck is forced to use his roundhouse kick. This footage was taken in Hiroshima in 1945. Shortly after, World War 2 ended and Chuck's involvment was kept secret.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOIRJi1YWY80 -
Chuck Norris makes VAT inspectors nervous.0
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This is what happens when Chuck is forced to use his roundhouse kick. This footage was taken in Hiroshima in 1945. Shortly after, World War 2 ended and Chuck's involvment was kept secret.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOIRJi1YWY8
Despite conspiracy theories i.e explosives were used for the film, It was a Chuck Norris double...
i firmly believe the FACTS !! that the explosion was caused from a blow by a size 10 converse plimsol (Coincidentally worn by Chuck Norris)
You decide !!0 -
this is what happens when chuck is forced to use his roundhouse kick. This footage was taken in hiroshima in 1945. Shortly after, world war 2 ended and chuck's involvment was kept secret.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoirji1ywy8
and he missed as well ?0 -
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.0
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my brother has got a chuck norris action figure for sale on e-bay it hasnt sold!
chuck norris always roundhouse kicks the highest bidder into re-bidding....
The bid is currently: 120040000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
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Chuck Norris does not dance, he roundhouse kicks to the beat.0
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he takes blood baths.0
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Chuck norris once went to wimbledon to watch tennis and his aura was so big that they closed the roof on centre court !!!!
ARGHHHHH someone mention centre court roof again !!!0 -
mark130273 wrote: »Chuck norris once went to wimbledon to watch tennis and his aura was so big that they closed the roof on centre court !!!!
ARGHHHHH someone mention centre court roof again !!!
hey mark did you know wimbledon centre court has a roof now0 -
Chuck Norris is possibly the only match for Roger Federer ! With a strong forehand and an ace serving roundhouse kick, its a tough call !!
When Chuck shouts "you cannot be serious"- you better not be !!0 -
Chuck Norris is the reason female tennis players grunt so loudly0
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And some of the blokes.....0
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well did you know that the williams sisters wereactually one person who challenged Chuck Norris to a fight , one roundhouse kick later and then there was two !0
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Since the age of three, Chuck Norris has only ever shaved using broken glass and spit. He has never cut himself. Chuck Norris has never spilled his own blood, only that of others.0
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i heard on the grapevine that the 3rd umpire in the ashes is going to be Chuck Norris....so if it goes to him......whats ever he gives !!!STANDS !!!0
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Chuck Norris was disappointed with Roger Federer winning his 15th grandslam. He has over taken Chucks own personal record of 14 grand choke slams in a steel cage.
I've also heard on the net that Chuck Norris helped with the secret hiding of Elvis and Michael Jackson.
The truth is outthere !!0 -
i did hear that Chester Zoo told everyone that 30 chimps had escaped ,so everyone had to evacuate..........
but i KNOW that Chuck Norris wanted the Zoo to himself for a hour or so !:laugh::laugh:0 -
mark130273 wrote: »i did hear that Chester Zoo told everyone that 30 chimps had escaped ,so everyone had to evacuate..........
but i KNOW that Chuck Norris wanted the Zoo to himself for a hour or so !:laugh::laugh:
You shouldn't make up your own Mark, otherwise this happens!0 -
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