The Chuckathon...you will get the idea
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Chuck once ate a whole birthday cake...before his friends told him there was a stripper in it!!0
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i heard once chuck snapped a 10inch piece of wood with just a glare0
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It is often said that diamond is the hardest thing known to mankind. Clearly those people have never experienced a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.0
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Tired of hearing the old female cliche "Well, you try having them then", Chuck Norris has in fact had four babies. Chuck has never sullied himself with a woman but instead impregnated himself by mixing his super roundhouse kicking sperm with 100% pure testosterone drawn from his veins. The multiple birth was too powerful for the naked human eye to behold but can be seen using slow motion at about 10:35 in "Missing in Action 2". No gas, air or unnecessary screaming was needed and Chuck immediately carried on with the filming without missing a single kick.
Chuck calls them Chuck 1, 2, 3 & 4. We know them as the four horsemen of the apocalypse.0 -
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.0
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The mystery surrounding crop circles has finally been solved. Analysts have discovered that all the locations where crop circles have been found are Chuck Norris' ex training grounds !
Scientists now believe that aliens have taken the wrap for so long due to increased pressure from Chuck Norris.0 -
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.0
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Did you know...
Chuck Norris won the 1985 break dancing championship held in Japan. But the title was taken away shortly afterwards... due to rumours of him murdering his 8-man dance group while performing a head spin !!0 -
I'm surprised that they let him back in Japan after the unfortunate incident when he broke wind in Hiroshima in 1945.0
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OK something thats been bugging me, who would win in a fight - chuck norris or rambo?0
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.0
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OK something thats been bugging me, who would win in a fight - chuck norris or rambo?
Good question.
That's always bugged me aswell.
If anyones got any statistics to compare both competitors it would be much appreciated
*Obviously you won't have any written proof of Chucks pre- 1980s fights has these records were destroyed in a freak chip pan fire at Chucks malibu beach house!*0 -
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door0
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OK something thats been bugging me, who would win in a fight - chuck norris or rambo?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070801062813AAGg95m
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071029101519AAJd4Xq0 -
Steven Seagal! How dare they mention him in the same sentence as Chuck Norris :ohmy:
Seagal is just a child mudering little punk :mad2:
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LondonMatt wrote: »Steven Seagal! How dare they mention him in the same sentence as Chuck Norris :ohmy:
Seagal is just a child mudering little punk :mad2:
Steven Segal...huh...I laugh at the thought.
Now, Mr Miyagi, that's a different thing entirely.
Roundhouse kick vs The Crane
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im thinking mr miyagi would not win to the death as Chuck norris can not be killed.....
so if it was 3 points then mr miyagi would win but fight to death Chuck Norris all the way ! but then would Chuck Norriss knock the stupid "wax on wax off" smile off his face........see the are going to remake it ??kk !! please dont .....remakes are known be be the worst !!! can anyone name me a better remake !!0 -
mark130273 wrote: »remakes are known be be the worst !!! can anyone name me a better remake !!
Scarface? Heat?0 -
I'd say with Scarface that the original Howard Hawkes movie is pretty good too and if I was in the mood for an argument I might even say it was better than de Palma's remake. But I'm not, so I won't.LondonMatt wrote: »Scarface? Heat?
I know that Heat is technically a remake but does remaking your own flop TV pilot really count. Great movie though.
Can't think of too many better remakes, John Carpenter's The Thing and Cronenberg's The Fly are the only ones that immediately spring to mind.0 -
War of the Worlds, Oceans Eleven (Im not saying I particularly like these but I would say they were improvements on the originals) Bourne Identity0
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no no and no !0
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King Kong
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ok there is couple of good remakes..........
but whats the worst remake !!!0 -
Psycho - Am I imagining this or is Carlitos way with Pacino also a remake? If so that one has to be the best, in my top three films.0
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Alien Preditor Jason and Freddie Norris would still will against them all together :001_tt2:0
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one of the worst remake has got the be willy wonka !!!phew what a stinker !0
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I'd probably give you Ocean's Eleven and War of the Worlds as improvements but I don't think that's saying. I thought Jackson's King Kong was cold and bloated compared to the original. The Psycho remake wasn't awful just pointless.
Worst? Probably loads but I'd go for the US remake of The Vanishing which is probably unique in that it was done by the same director as the original.0 -
There can't have been a more pointless waste of money than Van Sant's Psycho; not so much a remake as a direct copy filmed in colour with different actors.
I prefer the newer version of King Kong actually and will admit to occasionally trolling 'fanboys' of the original on IMDB. And while Godzilla might have been a bit crappy, it was still better than the originals unless you like awful cult movies. The Blob remake was also better than the much loved original with astonishing blobby attack & melting scenes. All three showed how CGI can be used to excellent effect by finally giving us the monsters we'd wanted since we were little.0
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