Never argue with a woman who reads
AdamR
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
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LOL! Nice one.0
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adam we havent got a chance of winning an arguement with any woman !!!!!!
so best way is walk far enough away that the chain from the sink does go that far !!!0 -
mark130273 wrote: »
so best way is walk far enough away that the chain from the sink does go that far !!!
consider yourself b*itch slapped for that :sneaky2:
Tracy0 -
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MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.[/QUOTE]
I think people need to tread carefully here, I see that, according to the Daily Mail, scientists have now developed an artificial sperm, doing away with the need for men entirely:crying::crying:0 -
farmergiles wrote: »I think people need to tread carefully here, I see that, according to the Daily Mail, scientists have now developed an artificial sperm, doing away with the need for men entirely:crying::crying:
I wouldn't worry FG, if it was in the Mail the likelihood of it actually being true is vanishingly remote.0 -
farmergiles wrote: »I think people need to tread carefully here, I see that, according to the Daily Mail, scientists have now developed an artificial sperm, doing away with the need for men entirely:crying::crying:
Nah, they'll still us to open jars and get rid of spiders0 -
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mark130273 wrote: »gosh you must have an expensive ironing board...........
youve got internet on it ??? :laugh::laugh:
no mark0 -
mark130273 wrote: »gosh you must have an expensive ironing board...........
youve got internet on it ??? :laugh::laugh:
No mark
Hang on said this before wonder why lol0 -
whoops wrong thread
DUH!!!
Tracy0 -
When are men ever going to learn that women are better at EVERYTHING
haha x 0 -
Laura Cameron wrote: »When are men ever going to learn that women are better at EVERYTHING haha x
Mark read closely0 -
With the exception of being modest Laura0
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Laura Cameron wrote: »When are men ever going to learn that women are better at EVERYTHING haha x
Well that's a lie for a start - we can navigate our way to being lost a lot quicker than women. You just can't navigate at all!:laugh:
Oh and we make a better breakfast in bed - we do it oh so rarely it makes it oh so better when we actually bother!
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farmergiles wrote: »I think people need to tread carefully here, I see that, according to the Daily Mail, scientists have now developed an artificial sperm, doing away with the need for men entirely:crying::crying:
Ah what the hell, no one knows where I live!
They'll still be a need for men, FG - if we weren't around, who would be working and bringing home the bucks so the women can spend all day shopping?
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And women are so poor at navigating they actually have to ask for directions when they get lost. Us men will find our way there on our own even if takes us all day.Well that's a lie for a start - we can navigate our way to being lost a lot quicker than women. You just can't navigate at all!:laugh:0 -
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yes but thats why sat navs were invented x 0
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LondonMatt wrote: »You may know, you just won't be able to find it :laugh:
No kidding Matt - local taxi drivers and pizza delivery deliverers can't find me and I'm in view of the town centre!:confused1:0 -
Laura Cameron wrote: »yes but thats why sat navs were invented x
Bloody things. No substitute for researching the route on a map first (even an online one). I've got to the point where I just laugh when I hear of these people that drive into rivers or get stuck on top of mountains because they followed their sat nav. Common sense? Nope. Intellligence? AWOL. 0 -
LondonMatt wrote: »You may know, you just won't be able to find it :laugh:
Keep looking over your shoulder and a weapon by your bed :laugh:0
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