Never argue with a woman who reads

AdamR
AdamR Registered Posts: 668 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
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  • AK002
    AK002 Registered Posts: 2,492 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    LOL! Nice one.
  • jilt
    jilt Registered Posts: 2,903 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    AdamR wrote: ยป

    MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

    Careful Adam, you're on dangerous ground!! :laugh:
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    jilt wrote: ยป
    Careful Adam, you're on dangerous ground!! :laugh:

    Lets get him
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    adam we havent got a chance of winning an arguement with any woman !!!!!!

    so best way is walk far enough away that the chain from the sink does go that far !!!
  • taskey
    taskey Registered Posts: 1,800 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ

    so best way is walk far enough away that the chain from the sink does go that far !!!

    consider yourself b*itch slapped for that :sneaky2:

    Tracy
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    taskey wrote: ยป
    consider yourself b*itch slapped for that :sneaky2:

    Tracy

    With a norris round house to follow
  • farmergiles
    farmergiles Registered Posts: 1,693 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    [QUOTE=AdamR;154404
    MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.[/QUOTE]

    I think people need to tread carefully here, I see that, according to the Daily Mail, scientists have now developed an artificial sperm, doing away with the need for men entirely:crying::crying:
  • CJC
    CJC Registered Posts: 1,657 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    I think people need to tread carefully here, I see that, according to the Daily Mail, scientists have now developed an artificial sperm, doing away with the need for men entirely:crying::crying:

    I wouldn't worry FG, if it was in the Mail the likelihood of it actually being true is vanishingly remote.
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    I think people need to tread carefully here, I see that, according to the Daily Mail, scientists have now developed an artificial sperm, doing away with the need for men entirely:crying::crying:

    Nah, they'll still us to open jars and get rid of spiders
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    taskey wrote: ยป
    consider yourself b*itch slapped for that :sneaky2:

    Tracy

    gosh you must have an expensive ironing board...........


    youve got internet on it ???:lol::lol:
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    A-Vic wrote: ยป
    With a norris round house to follow

    gosh you must have an expensive ironing board...........


    youve got internet on it ??? :laugh::laugh:
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    jilt wrote: ยป
    Careful Adam, you're on dangerous ground!! :laugh:

    That's two more uses than a man:lol::lol:
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    CJC wrote: ยป
    I wouldn't worry FG, if it was in the Mail the likelihood of it actually being true is vanishingly remote.

    Unless its been on this morning it cant be true
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    gosh you must have an expensive ironing board...........


    youve got internet on it ??? :laugh::laugh:

    no mark
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    gosh you must have an expensive ironing board...........


    youve got internet on it ??? :laugh::laugh:





    No mark


    Hang on said this before wonder why lol
  • taskey
    taskey Registered Posts: 1,800 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    whoops wrong thread

    DUH!!!



    Tracy
  • taskey
    taskey Registered Posts: 1,800 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    taskey wrote: ยป
    whoops wrong thread

    DUH!!!



    Tracy

    that'll teach me to venture away from the ironing board
  • Laura Cameron
    Laura Cameron Registered Posts: 46 Regular contributor โญ
    When are men ever going to learn that women are better at EVERYTHING :) haha x
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    When are men ever going to learn that women are better at EVERYTHING :) haha x

    Mark read closely
  • Paul24
    Paul24 Registered Posts: 578 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
    With the exception of being modest Laura
  • AdamR
    AdamR Registered Posts: 668 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
    When are men ever going to learn that women are better at EVERYTHING :) haha x

    Well that's a lie for a start - we can navigate our way to being lost a lot quicker than women. You just can't navigate at all!:laugh:

    Oh and we make a better breakfast in bed - we do it oh so rarely it makes it oh so better when we actually bother!:wink:
  • AdamR
    AdamR Registered Posts: 668 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
    I think people need to tread carefully here, I see that, according to the Daily Mail, scientists have now developed an artificial sperm, doing away with the need for men entirely:crying::crying:

    Ah what the hell, no one knows where I live!

    They'll still be a need for men, FG - if we weren't around, who would be working and bringing home the bucks so the women can spend all day shopping?:lol:
  • CJC
    CJC Registered Posts: 1,657 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    AdamR wrote: ยป
    Well that's a lie for a start - we can navigate our way to being lost a lot quicker than women. You just can't navigate at all!:laugh:
    And women are so poor at navigating they actually have to ask for directions when they get lost. Us men will find our way there on our own even if takes us all day.
  • jilt
    jilt Registered Posts: 2,903 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    AdamR wrote: ยป
    Ah what the hell, no one knows where I live!

    They'll still be a need for men, FG - if we weren't around, who would be working and bringing home the bucks so the women can spend all day shopping?:lol:

    Who says we don't know where you live :sneaky2:
  • Laura Cameron
    Laura Cameron Registered Posts: 46 Regular contributor โญ
    yes but thats why sat navs were invented :) x
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    jilt wrote: ยป
    Who says we don't know where you live :sneaky2:

    You may know, you just won't be able to find it :laugh:
  • AdamR
    AdamR Registered Posts: 668 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
    You may know, you just won't be able to find it :laugh:

    No kidding Matt - local taxi drivers and pizza delivery deliverers can't find me and I'm in view of the town centre!:confused1:
  • AdamR
    AdamR Registered Posts: 668 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
    yes but thats why sat navs were invented :) x

    Bloody things. No substitute for researching the route on a map first (even an online one). I've got to the point where I just laugh when I hear of these people that drive into rivers or get stuck on top of mountains because they followed their sat nav. Common sense? Nope. Intellligence? AWOL.:lol:
  • jilt
    jilt Registered Posts: 2,903 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    You may know, you just won't be able to find it :laugh:

    Keep looking over your shoulder and a weapon by your bed :laugh:
  • AdamR
    AdamR Registered Posts: 668 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
    jilt wrote: ยป
    Keep looking over your shoulder and a weapon by your bed :laugh:

    Don't worry, I do that already - just incase the ex comes back!
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