Never argue with a woman who reads
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Don't worry, I do that already - just incase the ex comes back!
You wuss!!LondonMatt wrote: »*Flexes biceps, growls at computer and kisses each arm*
Biceps, from a man who's scared of spiders
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mark130273 wrote: »gosh you must have an expensive ironing board...........
youve got internet on it ??? :laugh::laugh:
This man speaks sence (same i can't spell it though LOL!) :001_tt2:0 -
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..." he said with a deep sigh...
"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."0 -
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Q: Why did the blonde think it was Sunday?
A: Because the sun was out.0 -
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..." he said with a deep sigh...
"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box." Now that is funny!................................... but it don't get you off the hook....................
still a gender war going on here
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War? Really?
Women can't fight, FACT.
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LondonMatt wrote: »....says the woman in a rubber cat suit, mask and whip....
:laugh:
But my womanly curves are better than his curves don't you think? :001_unsure:0 -
No argument from me!0
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gender war !!!! gee will hope we are throwing bombs about,,,,,because you know you GIRLS cant throw for toffee !!!!:laugh::laugh::laugh:0
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Back where they belong, the kitchen
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i am here, was too busy brushing my hair for the fight
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What have you done wrong if the wife keeps coming in to the living room to nag at you? Made the chain too long.
How many men does it take to change a light builb? None, let the £$%^& cook in the dark.
How many men does it take to open a can of beer? None, it should of been opened before she brought it in.
(Honestly, I'm not a chauvenist!:laugh:)0 -
LondonMatt wrote: »
Washing up, no doubt :001_tt2:
are you sure they are washing up ???
i havent had my cup of tea and home made scones yet !!! hurry up b*tch !!:thumbup1:0 -
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]TRUE MEANING OF MALE STATEMENTS[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Statement: "I'm a Romantic."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]True Meaning: "I'm poor."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Statement: "I really want to get to know you better."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Statement: "She's kinda cute."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]True Meaning: "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]head might be necessary."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Statement: "I don't know if I like her."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]True Meaning: "She won't sleep with me."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Statement: "Was it good for you?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]True Meaning: "I'm insecure about my manhood."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Statement: "I had a wonderful time last night."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]True Meaning: "Who are you?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Statement: "Do you love me?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you might find out."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Statement: "Do you 'really' love me?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you're going to find [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]out sooner or later."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Statement: "How much do you love me?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]True Meaning: "I've done something really stupid and someone's on [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]their way to tell you by now."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Statement: "I have something to tell you."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]True Meaning: "Get tested."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Statement: "I've been thinking a lot."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]True Meaning: "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Statement: "I think we should just be friends."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]True Meaning: "You're ugly."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Statement: "I've learned a lot from you."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]True Meaning: "Next!!!!"[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Statement: "I'm on a long distance call, can you call me later?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]True Meaning: "I gotta turn on my answering machine."[/FONT]0 -
Its getting messy on here.... all the woman are too busy working to be posting thats my excuse not that i have no good comebacks lol x 0
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The bliss of a day off...! Although should I be admitting that I'm on here when I'm on holiday?!:laugh:0
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]TRUE MEANING OF MALE STATEMENTS[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Statement: "I'm a Romantic."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]True Meaning: "I'm poor."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Statement: "I really want to get to know you better."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Statement: "She's kinda cute."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]True Meaning: "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]head might be necessary."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Statement: "I don't know if I like her."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]True Meaning: "She won't sleep with me."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Statement: "Was it good for you?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]True Meaning: "I'm insecure about my manhood."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Statement: "I had a wonderful time last night."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]True Meaning: "Who are you?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Statement: "Do you love me?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you might find out."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Statement: "Do you 'really' love me?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you're going to find [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]out sooner or later."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Statement: "How much do you love me?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]True Meaning: "I've done something really stupid and someone's on [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]their way to tell you by now."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Statement: "I have something to tell you."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]True Meaning: "Get tested."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Statement: "I've been thinking a lot."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]True Meaning: "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Statement: "I think we should just be friends."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]True Meaning: "You're ugly."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Statement: "I've learned a lot from you."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]True Meaning: "Next!!!!"[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Statement: "I'm on a long distance call, can you call me later?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]True Meaning: "I gotta turn on my answering machine."[/FONT]
All Very true lol x0
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