Home For everyone Chat and off-topic discussion

Never argue with a woman who reads

AdamRAdamR Experienced MentorRegistered Posts: 668
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
«134

Comments

  • AK002AK002 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,492
    LOL! Nice one.
  • jiltjilt Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,903
    AdamR wrote: »

    MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

    Careful Adam, you're on dangerous ground!! :laugh:
  • A-VicA-Vic Expertise Guaranteed Registered Posts: 6,970
    jilt wrote: »
    Careful Adam, you're on dangerous ground!! :laugh:

    Lets get him
  • mark130273mark130273 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 4,234
    adam we havent got a chance of winning an arguement with any woman !!!!!!

    so best way is walk far enough away that the chain from the sink does go that far !!!
  • taskeytaskey Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 1,800
    mark130273 wrote: »

    so best way is walk far enough away that the chain from the sink does go that far !!!

    consider yourself b*itch slapped for that :sneaky2:

    Tracy
  • A-VicA-Vic Expertise Guaranteed Registered Posts: 6,970
    taskey wrote: »
    consider yourself b*itch slapped for that :sneaky2:

    Tracy

    With a norris round house to follow
  • farmergilesfarmergiles Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 1,693
    [QUOTE=AdamR;154404
    MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.[/QUOTE]

    I think people need to tread carefully here, I see that, according to the Daily Mail, scientists have now developed an artificial sperm, doing away with the need for men entirely:crying::crying:
  • CJCCJC Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 1,657
    I think people need to tread carefully here, I see that, according to the Daily Mail, scientists have now developed an artificial sperm, doing away with the need for men entirely:crying::crying:

    I wouldn't worry FG, if it was in the Mail the likelihood of it actually being true is vanishingly remote.
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    I think people need to tread carefully here, I see that, according to the Daily Mail, scientists have now developed an artificial sperm, doing away with the need for men entirely:crying::crying:

    Nah, they'll still us to open jars and get rid of spiders
  • mark130273mark130273 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 4,234
    taskey wrote: »
    consider yourself b*itch slapped for that :sneaky2:

    Tracy

    gosh you must have an expensive ironing board...........


    youve got internet on it ???:lol::lol:
  • mark130273mark130273 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 4,234
    A-Vic wrote: »
    With a norris round house to follow

    gosh you must have an expensive ironing board...........


    youve got internet on it ??? :laugh::laugh:
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,814
    jilt wrote: »
    Careful Adam, you're on dangerous ground!! :laugh:

    That's two more uses than a man:lol::lol:
  • A-VicA-Vic Expertise Guaranteed Registered Posts: 6,970
    CJC wrote: »
    I wouldn't worry FG, if it was in the Mail the likelihood of it actually being true is vanishingly remote.

    Unless its been on this morning it cant be true
  • A-VicA-Vic Expertise Guaranteed Registered Posts: 6,970
    mark130273 wrote: »
    gosh you must have an expensive ironing board...........


    youve got internet on it ??? :laugh::laugh:

    no mark
  • A-VicA-Vic Expertise Guaranteed Registered Posts: 6,970
    mark130273 wrote: »
    gosh you must have an expensive ironing board...........


    youve got internet on it ??? :laugh::laugh:





    No mark


    Hang on said this before wonder why lol
  • taskeytaskey Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 1,800
    whoops wrong thread

    DUH!!!



    Tracy
  • taskeytaskey Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 1,800
    taskey wrote: »
    whoops wrong thread

    DUH!!!



    Tracy

    that'll teach me to venture away from the ironing board
  • Laura CameronLaura Cameron Feels At Home Registered Posts: 46
    When are men ever going to learn that women are better at EVERYTHING :) haha x
  • A-VicA-Vic Expertise Guaranteed Registered Posts: 6,970
    When are men ever going to learn that women are better at EVERYTHING :) haha x

    Mark read closely
  • Paul24Paul24 Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 578
    With the exception of being modest Laura
  • AdamRAdamR Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 668
    When are men ever going to learn that women are better at EVERYTHING :) haha x

    Well that's a lie for a start - we can navigate our way to being lost a lot quicker than women. You just can't navigate at all!:laugh:

    Oh and we make a better breakfast in bed - we do it oh so rarely it makes it oh so better when we actually bother!:wink:
  • AdamRAdamR Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 668
    I think people need to tread carefully here, I see that, according to the Daily Mail, scientists have now developed an artificial sperm, doing away with the need for men entirely:crying::crying:

    Ah what the hell, no one knows where I live!

    They'll still be a need for men, FG - if we weren't around, who would be working and bringing home the bucks so the women can spend all day shopping?:lol:
  • CJCCJC Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 1,657
    AdamR wrote: »
    Well that's a lie for a start - we can navigate our way to being lost a lot quicker than women. You just can't navigate at all!:laugh:
    And women are so poor at navigating they actually have to ask for directions when they get lost. Us men will find our way there on our own even if takes us all day.
  • jiltjilt Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,903
    AdamR wrote: »
    Ah what the hell, no one knows where I live!

    They'll still be a need for men, FG - if we weren't around, who would be working and bringing home the bucks so the women can spend all day shopping?:lol:

    Who says we don't know where you live :sneaky2:
  • Laura CameronLaura Cameron Feels At Home Registered Posts: 46
    yes but thats why sat navs were invented :) x
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    jilt wrote: »
    Who says we don't know where you live :sneaky2:

    You may know, you just won't be able to find it :laugh:
  • AdamRAdamR Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 668
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    You may know, you just won't be able to find it :laugh:

    No kidding Matt - local taxi drivers and pizza delivery deliverers can't find me and I'm in view of the town centre!:confused1:
  • AdamRAdamR Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 668
    yes but thats why sat navs were invented :) x

    Bloody things. No substitute for researching the route on a map first (even an online one). I've got to the point where I just laugh when I hear of these people that drive into rivers or get stuck on top of mountains because they followed their sat nav. Common sense? Nope. Intellligence? AWOL.:lol:
  • jiltjilt Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,903
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    You may know, you just won't be able to find it :laugh:

    Keep looking over your shoulder and a weapon by your bed :laugh:
  • AdamRAdamR Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 668
    jilt wrote: »
    Keep looking over your shoulder and a weapon by your bed :laugh:

    Don't worry, I do that already - just incase the ex comes back!
Sign In or Register to comment.