The Basement under the Charity Shop..
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LondonMatt wrote: »:laugh:
:laugh: Sorry Jilt Matt keeps egging me on in PM's... he really wants to be my friend he just doesnt want you guys to know about it.. :huh: strange i know..0 -
I think it is time to put the bunnies to sleep...and in memory of them;-
Q: What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A: A receding hare line.
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: Its been nice gnawing you.
Q: The more he takes away the bigger it becomes. What is it?
A: A rabbit hole.
Q: How is a rabbit like a Q-tip?
A: They both have cotton tails.
Q: What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a counterfeit cent?
A: One is a mad bunny and the other is bad money.
Q: What would you call a rabbit who is mad at the sun?
A: A hot cross bunny.
Q: What would you get if you crossed a rabbit with a bumblebee?
A: A honey bunny.
Q: How is a rabbit like a cornstalk?
A: They both have big ears.
Q: Why is a rabbit like a cent?
A: Because it has a head on one end and a tail on the other.
Q: Do you know why rabbits jump?
A: Because they are “HOPPY”
An infant rabbit was orphaned. Fortunately though, a family of squirrels took it in and raised it as if it were one of their own. This led to some strange behaviors on the part of the rabbit, including a tendency for it to avoid jumping, but instead to run around like the other squirrels. One day the rabbit was really feeling sad, so it went to its step-parents to discuss the problem. After explaining to them how it felt different from its step-siblings, they gave him a big hug and said, “Don’t scurry, be hoppy.”
A rabbit came into a shop and asked, "Got any carrots?" The seller answered, "No!"
The next day the rabbit came again and asked, "Got any carrots?" The seller replied "No!"
Next day the rabbit came and asked, "Got any carrots?" The seller shouted, "No! And if you come again and ask for carrots, I'll take nails and hammer you on the wall by your ears!"
Early next morning the rabbit came back and asked, " Got any nails?" The seller answered, "No!" The rabbit asked, "Got any carrots?"0 -
It'as time for me leave my friends, have a great weekend, will be back Tuesday for a hop, skip and a ........... bye xx0
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LondonMatt wrote: »I think you have lost all street cred with that joke…...:thumbdown:
I will have to think long and hard before I ever re-admit you into the gang
Rings out long floppy ears!!!!!after crying buckets:crying::crying:0 -
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LondonMatt wrote: »:ohmy: You keep digging that hole deeper….
AWW does that mean I have to jump to the back of the que:crying:0 -
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LondonMatt wrote: »Kind of, yeah....it'll take some time for you to re- prove your gangsta credentials to me…..What was the last crime you committed???
adultery!! she cheated on you.... with me!!! haha:laugh:0 -
diana them jokes are bad ?0
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Well at least we didn't get the "hot cross bunny" one.0
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Probably take more than a couple of Easter eggs to get my brain going... but it can't hurt to try :001_tongue:0
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A man was driving down a road late Saturday night and he hit the Easter Bunny. He was obviously distraught, thinking about all the little children that wouldn't be getting their eggs the following morning.
A few minutes later, another driver pulled over to see what had happened. After listening to the story, she delved around in her handbag, walked up to the body of the dead rabbit and sprayed it with some liquid from a can. The man was astounded when a few seconds later the Easter Bunny jumped up, brushed itself down and hopped off into the distance to continue delivering the eggs.
The man asked of the woman what it was she'd sprayed the Bunny with.
She replied "Hair Restorer".0 -
Hair Restorer…..:huh:
Adam. Hang. Your. Head. In. Shame. :thumbdown:
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Adam. I've left my revolver on the table in the drawing room. I'm sure you'll do the right thing, old chap.0
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But you're too young to die, Chris. Besides, I wouldn't want your death on my conscience...0
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You can't confiscate it - it's Chris', not mine!:001_tt2:0
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:001_tt2:Oh, did I have that all backwards? Ha ha.
Oh well it was worth a try.
Besides, don't blame me, blame my Dad - he reminded me of it. I felt obliged to share the humour of a fantastic joke with you all!:001_unsure:0 -
Ok Ok enough bunny business!! Its time to replenish my gangster status and gather my troops!
So where is everyone?0 -
I'm here and reporting for duty.
(dances a little diddle dee i di di jig, rearing to go and gangster up the world of AAT.Yay)0
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