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  • Diannew
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    jilt wrote: »
    Refusing to give your statistics eh....................I'll just send fat b*****d size :laugh::laugh:

    :lol::lol::lol: complete with air holes:lol::001_tt2:
  • LondonMatt
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    jilt wrote: »
    Refusing to give your statistics eh....................I'll just send fat b*****d size :laugh::laugh:
    No, no, no! :mad2: My parents were married thank you very much!! :glare:

    Oh, and I'm not fat….just big boned? Lol. I don't know how much I weigh, but you wouldn't call me fat, or chubby, or plump….but athletically muscluar.

    And if you must know…..my 'mini-me' - wink-wink - is…...3 and half inches :001_unsure:…….from the floor!! :thumbup:
  • LondonMatt
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    Diannew wrote: »
    For that very sort of reason....................rather dangerous in a skin tight Cat suit!!!:001_tt2:

    No difference to farting under the covers....and my ex's have survived that on many an occasion :huh:
  • jilt
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    LondonMatt wrote: »
    No, no, no! :mad2: My parents were married thank you very much!! :glare:

    Oh, and I'm not fat….just big boned? Lol. I don't know how much I weigh, but you wouldn't call me fat, or chubby, or plump….but athletically muscluar.

    And if you must know…..my 'mini-me' - wink-wink - is…...3 and half inches :001_unsure:…….from the floor!! :thumbup:

    Your tongue??!!! :lol::lol::lol:
  • SeanyBoy
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    Hung like a donkey... Matt the Donkey...

    donkey-2.jpg

    :laugh:
  • SeanyBoy
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    jilt wrote: »
    Your tongue??!!! :lol::lol::lol:

    :ohmy:
  • LondonMatt
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    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    Hung like a donkey...

    My reputation proceeds me I see :thumbup1:
  • jilt
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    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    :ohmy:

    Stop twisting my words :mad2:
  • SeanyBoy
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    jilt wrote: »
    Stop twisting my words :mad2:

    Hey this one didnt need to be twisted!!!

    I can only think of one reason a woman would ask the size of a mans tongue!!
    And i think we can all agree its not for his ice cream licking skills!!

    hahaha :laugh:

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    Its Matt!!
  • LondonMatt
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    jilt wrote: »
    Your tongue??!!! :lol::lol::lol:

    Now you want the statistics for my tongue! Theres no slowing you down is there…..I like the more 'adventurous' lady....

    I haven't measured my tongue, but lets just say I can lick my own ears :001_tt2: :tongue_smilie: :thumbup:
  • LondonMatt
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    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    Hey this one didnt need to be twisted!!!

    I can only think of one reason a woman would ask the size of a mans tongue!!
    And i think we can all agree its not for his ice cream licking skills!!

    Its Matt!!

    You jealous SeanyBoy, with your chimp sized tongue :laugh:
  • SeanyBoy
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    LondonMatt wrote: »
    You jealous SeanyBoy, with your chimp sized tongue :laugh:

    hey my longues long enough to lick my ice cream! that sounds rather strange!!
  • Diannew
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    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    hey my longues long enough to lick my ice cream! that sounds rather strange!!

    Especially when your friend is holding our icecream in the next room!!!

    I hate tounge....especially when people have it on butties yuk!!
  • SeanyBoy
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    Diannew wrote: »
    Especially when your friend is holding our icecream in the next room!!!

    I hate tounge....especially when people have it in butties yuk!!

    tongue in butts?? hmmm any particular reason you dont like it?
  • LondonMatt
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    Diannew wrote: »
    I hate tounge....especially when people have it on butties yuk!!

    Tongues (?) on butties?

    Hmmmmm......not a great fan of that myself......but its good to be a generous lover :confused1:
  • LondonMatt
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    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    tongue in butts?? hmmm any particular reason you dont like it?

    Look, we all know you have extensive knowledge of such services, through your relationship with FG, but not everyone is a fan :thumbdown:
  • Diannew
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    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    tongue in butts?? hmmm any particular reason you dont like it?

    Twisting my words now:crying::crying:

    Tounge as in meat..........
  • SeanyBoy
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    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Look, we all know you have extensive knowledge of such services, through your relationship with FG, but not everyone is a fan :thumbdown:

    ewww no such services were provided Matt... good 1 though :laugh:
  • SeanyBoy
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    Diannew wrote: »
    Twisting my words now:crying::crying:

    Tounge as in meat..........

    So u dont like tongue or meat?

    Are you one of those strange types?? :huh:
  • LondonMatt
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    Diannew wrote: »
    Twisting my words now:crying::crying:

    Tounge as in meat..........


    I searched for "tounge"....nothing came up....did you dream this new kind of meat, 'cos you can't just go around making up food you know :thumbdown:

    :lol:
  • LondonMatt
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    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    ewww no such services were provided Matt...

    But you did offer though, didn't you...come on admit it, I won't tell anyone....
  • jilt
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    Getting back to the easter egg hunt, any suggestions where, and not the caravan or the basement please :001_tongue:
  • LondonMatt
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    jilt wrote: »
    Getting back to the easter egg hunt, any suggestions where, and not the caravan or the basement please :001_tongue:

    Buckingham Palace or the Lidl in Basildon.....both great choices....
  • SeanyBoy
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    LondonMatt wrote: »
    But you did offer though, didn't you...come on admit it, I won't tell anyone....

    I never offered!! whether FG asked is a different story... but like i mentioned in a previous post... FG's queen activities are absolutely nothing to do with me!
  • SeanyBoy
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    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Buckingham Palace or the Lidl in Basildon.....both great choices....

    I liked the idea of breaking into asda personally.... :laugh:
  • jilt
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    Would the budget stretch to the Taj Mahal? :001_smile: If not maybe Brighton Pavillion would do? :001_unsure:
  • LondonMatt
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    jilt wrote: »
    Would the budget stretch to the Taj Mahal? :001_smile: If not maybe Brighton Pavillion would do? :001_unsure:

    Okay, so we've got five choices; Buck House, The Taj Mahal, Brighton Pavillion, Lidls or Asda…?

    I vote for Lidls…..the secuirity is much more relaxed
  • jilt
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    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Okay, so we've got five choices; Buck House, The Taj Mahal, Brighton Pavillion, Lidls or Asda…?

    I vote for Lidls…..the secuirity is much more relaxed

    Taj Mahal every time :thumbup1::thumbup1:
  • Diannew
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    jilt wrote: »
    Taj Mahal every time :thumbup1::thumbup1:

    Do you mean to say you don't find easter eggs down the bunnies warren's.......next you will be telling me father christmas is not real........duh...you lot...you know nothing:crying:
  • SeanyBoy
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    whats the dress code for this event?

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