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  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    Hey!! its a security measure i must inform.. until i can put in those dodgy cameras i got from Chinese Elvis from the charity shop accross the road!!

    Yeah, but the 'a-hole' will still be there….
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Indeed, a girl shouldn't but I don't think Seanyboy's 'master plan' of defauding the taxman of a few quid will mean he'll be able to afford them for you….:thumbdown:

    You could just steal them I suppose? Diannew has some…? I have the blue prints to her house if you want them….?

    I have a whole lorry load on its way to you Jilt... different colours/ varieties.. feather boas the lot!
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    I have a whole lorry load on its way to you Jilt... different colours/ varieties.. feather boas the lot!

    Just how stupid do you think Jilt is :thumbdown:
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Just how stupid do you think Jilt is :thumbdown:

    Not at all thats why i gave her a promotion! Duuuuhhhhhh :laugh:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    Not at all thats why i gave her a promotion! Duuuuhhhhhh :laugh:

    You gave her a promotion to 'events head'…..seeing as the main 'events' you hold include belly dancing, body painting and special shower sessions, I personally, wouldn't consider that a promotion, but an insult! :mad2:

    Especially given the fact that she is clearly better suited to high end bulgarly....I may even have a job lined up for her, if she's interested :thumbup:
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    You gave her a promotion to 'events head'…..seeing as the main 'events' you hold include belly dancing, body painting and special shower sessions, I personally, wouldn't consider that a promotion, but an insult! :mad2:

    Especially given the fact that she is clearly better suited to high end bulgarly....I may even have a job lined up for her, if she's interested :thumbup:

    head of events... gives jilt the right to be creative... design and organise new events..

    Burgalary would be exciting... yes.... but pretty straight forward... besides what jilt does out of hours is no business of mine... :laugh:
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,814
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    That’s a poor excuse to get a girl naked……:thumbdown: You should do the classy thing and 'accidentally' spill red wine on her blouse :tongue_smilie:

    So that was you the other day in the pub!!:001_tt2:
  • jiltjilt Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,903
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by SeanyBoy
    I have a whole lorry load on its way to you Jilt... different colours/ varieties.. feather boas the lot!

    First of all diamonds are usually colourless, and this girl don't like coloured gems!

    I can see Di that we are going to have to teach Seanyboy a thing or two above classy ladies' attire :lol::lol:

    Secondly I wouldn't be seen dead in a feather boa, this girl has class you know :mad:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    jilt wrote: »
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by SeanyBoy
    I have a whole lorry load on its way to you Jilt... different colours/ varieties.. feather boas the lot!

    First of all diamonds are usually colourless, and this girl don't like coloured gems!

    I can see Di that we are going to have to teach Seanyboy a thing or two above classy ladies' attire :lol::lol:

    Secondly I wouldn't be seen dead in a feather boa, this girl has class you know :mad:


    i tried to him you were not stupid....coloured diamonds???
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    jilt wrote: »
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by SeanyBoy
    I have a whole lorry load on its way to you Jilt... different colours/ varieties.. feather boas the lot!

    First of all diamonds are usually colourless, and this girl don't like coloured gems!

    I can see Di that we are going to have to teach Seanyboy a thing or two above classy ladies' attire :lol::lol:

    Secondly I wouldn't be seen dead in a feather boa, this girl has class you know :mad:


    Oh no and there was me thinking we had a good thing going... a real good thing going.. but matt shows his face and Jilt is back into the "we hate SeanyBoy club"...

    Brain washed i tell ya brain washed...

    At least Dianne can show a little interest every now and then even if Matt is around!! :001_wub: Thanks Dianne for showing you still care..
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    Diannew wrote: »
    So that was you the other day in the pub!!:001_tt2:

    In the pub, in the club, in your house, on the street…..infact, whenever I see you I want to throw red wine on you…..in the best possible way of course :001_unsure:

    :lol:
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    i tried to him you were not stupid....coloured diamonds???

    Coloured Lycra and spandex actually foool!
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    Oh no and there was me thinking we had a good thing going... a real good thing going.. but matt shows his face and Jilt is back into the "we hate SeanyBoy club"...

    Brain washed i tell ya brain washed...

    Brian washed :001_rolleyes: shes not brian washed……she's been hypnotised is all :huh:

    Anyway, I wouldn't brainwash someone to have no fashion sense :thumbdown:
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    And the feather boas were for the shows in the basement!! i thought we could also incorporate them into our body pianting sessions...
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    Coloured Lycra and spandex actually foool!

    We were talking about diamonds….ya muppet!

    :001_tongue:
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Brian washed :001_rolleyes: shes not brian washed……she's been hypnotised is all :huh:

    Anyway, I wouldn't brainwash someone to have no fashion sense :thumbdown:

    the skin tight clothing is not optional.. its part of the job description...

    Jilt looks good in skin tight clothing and there is nothing more to be said about it.... :lol::lol:
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    We were talking about diamonds….ya muppet!

    :001_tongue:

    i never mentioned diamonds... pillock!
  • jiltjilt Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,903
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    Oh no and there was me thinking we had a good thing going... a real good thing going.. but matt shows his face and Jilt is back into the "we hate SeanyBoy club"...

    Brain washed i tell ya brain washed...

    At least Dianne can show a little interest every now and then even if Matt is around!! :001_wub: Thanks Dianne for showing you still care..

    Wish you'd stop being so sensitive Seanyboy..... I'm trying to teach you a thing or two about how I like to be treated so that we can enjoy a long and healthy cyber relationship......:tongue_smilie:
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    jilt wrote: »
    Wish you'd stop being so sensitive Seanyboy..... I'm trying to teach you a thing or two about how I like to be treated so that we can enjoy a long and healthy cyber relationship......:tongue_smilie:

    I cant help the mixed messages you keep sending me can i??

    And besides... when you get inter-treated the way i have u couldnt help but feel slightly needy.... :laugh:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    i never mentioned diamonds... pillock!
    Diamonds were implied through the reading of past posts that you were replying to…..if you were refering to something else, you should have stated so….you numpty!
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Diamonds were implied through the reading of past posts that you were replying to…..if you were refering to something else, you should have stated so….you numpty!

    i clearly stated i was talking about lycra/ spandex..... you simpleton!
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,814
    jilt wrote: »
    Wish you'd stop being so sensitive Seanyboy..... I'm trying to teach you a thing or two about how I like to be treated so that we can enjoy a long and healthy cyber relationship......:tongue_smilie:

    Jill.....it's not the boys fault.....they obviously have never been around such classy gal's.................instead of comming out with some deep and meaningful chat up line in the pub and whisk us off our feet....they throw a glass of cheap red wine at you in the hope that you will fall for their boyish charm:001_wub:
  • jiltjilt Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,903
    Ok Ok, maybe we could all forget our differences........... well Matt and Sean anyway.......... and go on an easter egg hunt :tongue_smilie: What do you think?
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    jilt wrote: »
    Sometimes, but they're really for my torturing activities.......... I like to look my best for my hostages :laugh:

    Anyway, whoever heard of a girl buying their own diamonds! :ohmy:
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Indeed, a girl shouldn't but I don't think Seanyboy's 'master plan' of defauding the taxman of a few quid will mean he'll be able to afford them for you….:thumbdown:

    You could just steal them I suppose? Diannew has some…? I have the blue prints to her house if you want them….?
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    I have a whole lorry load on its way to you Jilt... different colours/ varieties.. feather boas the lot!

    Diamonds are implied….just admit you are wrong....you player-of-the-pink-obo!
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,814
    jilt wrote: »
    Ok Ok, maybe we could all forget our differences........... well Matt and Sean anyway.......... and go on an easter egg hunt :tongue_smilie: What do you think?

    Looooooovin it sister.............jumping into the bunny outfit as we talk:lol::lol:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    jilt wrote: »
    Ok Ok, maybe we could all forget our differences........... well Matt and Sean anyway.......... and go on an easter egg hunt :tongue_smilie: What do you think?

    Does this 'hunt' involve breaking into the local Asda?

    Ifso, I think you may have an advantage…..unless you have a spare cat suit…..the manly version of course
  • jiltjilt Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,903
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Does this 'hunt' involve breaking into the local Asda?

    Ifso, I think you may have an advantage…..unless you have a spare cat suit…..the manly version of course

    I may have, what are so called 'manly' statistics :lol:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    jilt wrote: »
    I may have, what are so called 'manly' statistics :lol:

    My manly statistics, eh?…….I clogged GTA4 in 36 hours, I've killed 13 spiders, can drink a pint in under 10 seconds, I've farted AND burped at the same time on 6 different occasions and I've got a 17-3 arguments-with-women-lost ratio…..quite manly I'm sure you'll agree….:cool2:

    I don't know why you need those statistics? Any other you need before giving me a cat suit…..:confused1:
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,814
    I don't know why you need those statistics? Any other you need before giving me a cat suit…..:confused1:[/QUOTE]

    "I've farted AND burped at the same time on 6 different occasions "Quote


    For that very sort of reason....................rather dangerous in a skin tight Cat suit!!!:001_tt2:
  • jiltjilt Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,903
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    My manly statistics, eh?…….I clogged GTA4 in 36 hours, I've killed 13 spiders, can drink a pint in under 10 seconds, I've farted AND burped at the same time on 6 different occasions and I've got a 17-3 arguments-with-women-lost ratio…..quite manly I'm sure you'll agree….:cool2:

    I don't know why you need those statistics? Any other you need before giving me a cat suit…..:confused1:

    Refusing to give your statistics eh....................I'll just send fat b*****d size :laugh::laugh:
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