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  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    Diannew wrote: »
    £12.00 per head!!!!!!:lol::lol:

    I expect a large turn out!!
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    Diannew wrote: »
    £12.00 per head!!!!!!:lol::lol:

    That it pretty good…..better priced than Amsterdam that…..although I wouldn't do it so cheaply…..not that I would do that kinda thing of course :001_unsure:
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,814
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    That it pretty good…..better priced than Amsterdam that…..although I wouldn't do it so cheaply…..not that I would do that kinda thing of course :001_unsure:

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol A well thought out reply:lol::lol:
  • jiltjilt Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,903
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    First show tonight 7pm - 8pm the mystical pole dancing dog!!
    8pm - 9pm Cullen and his mac... need i say any more????
    9pm - 3am We have pole/belly dancing starring Jilt in a cat suit and Dianne in spandex!!
    ...

    So Di, have you got your outfit ready? :laugh:
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    jilt wrote: »
    So Di, have you got your outfit ready? :laugh:

    Great to see you back Jilt! :thumbup:

    Perhaps a promotion is in order...
  • jiltjilt Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,903
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    Great to see you back Jilt! :thumbup:

    Perhaps a promotion is in order...

    Promotion??!! :thumbup1: What do you have in mind?
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    jilt wrote: »
    Promotion??!! :thumbup1: What do you have in mind?

    Head of events?? organising that is... i will also reconsider the shipping you off to the far east?? Sounds like a deal to me :thumbup:
  • jiltjilt Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,903
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    Head of events?? organising that is... i will also reconsider the shipping you off to the far east?? Sounds like a deal to me :thumbup:

    Do that position come with a new outfit every week? :tongue_smilie:
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    jilt wrote: »
    Do that position come with a new outfit every week? :tongue_smilie:

    only the skin tight sort... lycra... spandex.... this sort of thing but by all means yes... i am also thinking of introducing body painting sessions... how does this sound? :001_tt1:
  • jiltjilt Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,903
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    Head of events?? organising that is... i will also reconsider the shipping you off to the far east?? Sounds like a deal to me :thumbup:

    Does that position come with a new outfit every week? :tongue_smilie:

    What's happening???
  • jiltjilt Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,903
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    only the skin tight sort... lycra... spandex.... this sort of thing but by all means yes... i am also thinking of introducing body painting sessions... how does this sound? :001_tt1:

    Make sure it's pearlescent paint please :laugh:
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    jilt wrote: »
    Make sure it's pearlescent paint please :laugh:

    Well as the pronounced "head of events" it will be your final decision on what paints are used/ what size brushes are used/ so on and so forth...
  • jiltjilt Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,903
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    Well as the pronounced "head of events" it will be your final decision on what paints are used/ what size brushes are used/ so on and so forth...

    OK it's a deal :thumbup1:
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,814
    jilt wrote: »
    OK it's a deal :thumbup1:

    Be carefull.........you are falling for his charm:lol::lol:
  • jiltjilt Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,903
    Diannew wrote: »
    Be carefull.........you are falling for his charm:lol::lol:

    No no, these cat suits are expensive you know.......especially the diamond studded silk lined numbers :lol::lol:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    only the skin tight sort... lycra... spandex.... this sort of thing but by all means yes... i am also thinking of introducing body painting sessions... how does this sound? :001_tt1:

    Body paint….rminds me of another, better gang's activities that….:001_rolleyes:

    GET YOUR OWN IDEAS SEANYBOY!!! :mad2:
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    Diannew wrote: »
    Be carefull.........you are falling for his charm:lol::lol:

    by this comment i presume you dont want the promotion i had lined up for you Dianne?? :001_tt2:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    jilt wrote: »
    No no, these cat suits are expensive you know.......especially the diamond studded silk lined numbers :lol::lol:

    I thought you used your cat suits to do some cat bulgary….? Surely you could afford your own diamonds……unless you have to give our half your 'earnings' to your pimp chimp?
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Body paint….rminds me of another, better gang's activities that….:001_rolleyes:

    GET YOUR OWN IDEAS SEANYBOY!!! :mad2:

    was this not a dresscode? my idea is more of a group session where they all paint each other and then jump into the shower to wash it all away!! :thumbup:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    Diannew wrote: »
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol A well thought out reply:lol::lol:

    Yes, you should have seen my first draft! i was not exactly subtle :001_unsure:

    :lol:
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    I also have on order some rather large canvases for us all to roll around on and create art...

    Yet another money maker.... im way ahead of you matt.. way ahead...:laugh::cool2:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    was this not a dresscode? my idea is more of a group session where we all paint each other and then jump into the shower to wash it all away!! :thumbup:
    That’s a poor excuse to get a girl naked……:thumbdown: You should do the classy thing and 'accidentally' spill red wine on her blouse :tongue_smilie:
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    I thought you used your cat suits to do some cat bulgary….? Surely you could afford your own diamonds……unless you have to give our half your 'earnings' to your pimp chimp?

    Jilt has grown away from your brainwashing ways Matty!!

    Learn a new tactic young boy!!
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    That’s a poor excuse to get a girl naked……:thumbdown: You should do the classy thing and 'accidentally' spill red wine on her blouse :tongue_smilie:

    hey i charge for these session.. and ACTUALLY i dont get involved... i just watch through the hole in the ceiling.. :001_tt1:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    I also have on order some rather large canvases for us all to roll around on and create art...

    Yet another money maker.... im way ahead of you matt.. way ahead...:laugh::cool2:

    Way ahead at earning money legitimately, maybe…..but that’s not very gangsta like is it? :confused1:

    That all sounds like w*rk to me :ohmy:
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Way ahead at earning money legitimately, maybe…..but that’s not very gangsta like is it? :confused1:

    That all sounds like w*rk to me :ohmy:

    hmmm but it is gangster like to dodge the taxman... (actually he is a member of the body painting class)!! :cool2:
  • jiltjilt Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,903
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    I thought you used your cat suits to do some cat bulgary….? Surely you could afford your own diamonds……unless you have to give our half your 'earnings' to your pimp chimp?

    Sometimes, but they're really for my torturing activities.......... I like to look my best for my hostages :laugh:

    Anyway, whoever heard of a girl buying their own diamonds! :ohmy:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    hey i charge for these session.. and ACTUALLY i dont get involved... i just watch through the hole in the ceiling.. :001_tt1:

    A hole in the ceiling? The ceiling!?!?! You got a thing for ladies heads have you? :confused1: Very strange :glare:

    Ladies, watch out, you have 'a hole' in the ceiling…..an 'A-hole'…..and its SeanyBoy :laugh:
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    A hole in the ceiling? The ceiling!?!?! You got a thing for ladies heads have you? :confused1: Very strange :glare:

    Ladies, watch out, you have 'a hole' in the ceiling…..an 'A-hole'…..and its SeanyBoy :laugh:

    Hey!! its a security measure i must inform.. until i can put in those dodgy cameras i got from Chinese Elvis from the charity shop accross the road!!
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    jilt wrote: »
    Sometimes, but they're really for my torturing activities.......... I like to look my best for my hostages :laugh:

    Anyway, whoever heard of a girl buying their own diamonds! :ohmy:

    Indeed, a girl shouldn't but I don't think Seanyboy's 'master plan' of defauding the taxman of a few quid will mean he'll be able to afford them for you….:thumbdown:

    You could just steal them I suppose? Diannew has some…? I have the blue prints to her house if you want them….?
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