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LondonMatt
LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
....which celebrities would you slap?

Not do them serious harm, just a slap - ala rocknrolla :laugh:

I'd do Noel Edmonds, Grace Jones and Thierry Henry

...your suggestions please...
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  • Gem7321
    Gem7321 Registered Posts: 1,438 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    Cheryl Cole, she's just too damn pretty
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    Oooo, you just reminded me, I'd defo do Cashley Cole as well!
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    amy winehouse ???

    why or bleeding why is she famous ?
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    Gale Platt man shes like nails on a blackboard
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    amy winehouse ???

    why or bleeding why is she famous ?

    I at reading last year watching her fall all over the stage it was better and more laughable than benny hill
  • AdamR
    AdamR Registered Posts: 668 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
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    Ronaldo
  • Buff
    Buff Registered Posts: 275 Dedicated contributor ๐Ÿฆ‰
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    AdamR wrote: ยป
    Ronaldo

    AdamR

    :001_tongue:
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    2nd that on ronaldo..........but if you actually slapped him ? he wouldnt know what to do...if you missed hit would hit the floor like a sack of spuds ?
  • Cullen
    Cullen Registered Posts: 592 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
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    I agree with the opinions expressed by my forum colleagues re Ronaldo.
  • lorraine
    lorraine Registered Posts: 404 Dedicated contributor ๐Ÿฆ‰
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    yeah ronaldo is arrogant!
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    yeah ronaldo is arrogant!

    get that out the paper today ?
  • fatandforty
    fatandforty Registered Posts: 553 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
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    Carol Vorderman :mad2:
  • jewels.p
    jewels.p Registered Posts: 1,774 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    A-Vic wrote: ยป
    Gale Platt man shes like nails on a blackboard

    Have you ever noticed she blinks about 1000 times a minute? Someone pointed that out to me and it's true so she annoys me even more now!:mad2:
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    Have you ever noticed she blinks about 1000 times a minute? Someone pointed that out to me and it's true so she annoys me even more now!:mad2:

    Its down to her why i dont watch corry anymore i'll stick to hollyoaks and neighbours
  • fatandforty
    fatandforty Registered Posts: 553 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
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    My Dad calls her E.T.:001_tt2:
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    My Dad calls her E.T.:001_tt2:

    LOL et is brown a cuddlerly shes just brown and looks like (beeeeeeeeeep) lol
  • Pigpen
    Pigpen Registered Posts: 331 Dedicated contributor ๐Ÿฆ‰
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    Catherine Zeta Jones
  • KellyG
    KellyG Registered Posts: 51 Regular contributor โญ
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    Victora Beckham... right in her pouty skinny face!! :001_tt2:
  • Cullen
    Cullen Registered Posts: 592 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
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    Oh go on then, Victoria Beckham it is then.

    What killed her for me was when she tried to TM protect her nickname "Posh" and prevent Peterborough (?) Football club from using it. Actually this might be untrue, but I'm totally with KellyG.
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    well wouldnt she lose that battle anyway since they are slightly(only just) older than her ?
  • columbia
    columbia Registered Posts: 580 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
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    It's gotta be Chris Moyles, he's quick to put others down, but very defensive when anyone says something he doesn't agree with.
  • AdamR
    AdamR Registered Posts: 668 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
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    Can we just line them all up on the pavement and do a drive-by slapping? Just hold your hand out the window when going past at 60mph? Although at that speed a fist would be pretty damaging and less painful to your hand than slapping!
  • columbia
    columbia Registered Posts: 580 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
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    :001_tt2:Great idea Adam, now that would be happy slapping!:001_tt2:
  • AdamR
    AdamR Registered Posts: 668 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
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    It'd put a new spin on drop-dead gorgeous... Their looks get them killed! Not that I have anything against good-looking celebrities...
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    well maybe put them on a kids roundabout spin it really really fast and hold out your hand just about face high !!! if there face should hit it, so be it !!
  • AdamR
    AdamR Registered Posts: 668 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
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    Requires too much effort though... Atleast with the car the engine does all the work.
  • Gem7321
    Gem7321 Registered Posts: 1,438 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    Adam I have to ask, is that you throwing yourself off a cliff?
  • AdamR
    AdamR Registered Posts: 668 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
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    No it's not me I'm afraid:sad:

    But I'd like to do a Bungee jump from a bridge/cliff - something outdoors and higher than the 150ft I've already done.

    I'm looking at doing one from the Middlesborough Transporter Bridge at some point.
  • Gem7321
    Gem7321 Registered Posts: 1,438 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    Bungee jumping doesn't appeal to me. I want to go in one of those massive blow-up clear balls and roll down a hill! It's so expensive though. You may as well buy your own.

    *Logs on to ebay*...
  • AdamR
    AdamR Registered Posts: 668 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
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    Zorbing? Yeh me too but Lincolnshire's a bit too flat:sad:
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