If you could....

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  • Cullen
    Cullen Registered Posts: 592 Epic contributor 🐘
    Oh heck. I set fire to the wrong child. I meant to ignite Number 1 son.....

    (Sorry Matt)

    I wouldn't slap any Spaniards, without them we wouldn't have had the Armada and we wouldn't have had me. I am descended from a storm tossed Spanish sailor rescued by a Claddagh fisherman. (It's really true, honest...)

    So we will just have to pick on another group to slap. What about thin goodlooking rich people? Or cricketers? Or celebrities?

    Here's a question:

    What if the Hokey Cokey is what it's all about?
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    Cullen wrote: »
    Oh heck. I set fire to the wrong child. I meant to ignite Number 1 son.....

    (Sorry Matt)

    I wouldn't slap any Spaniards, without them we wouldn't have had the Armada and we wouldn't have had me. I am descended from a storm tossed Spanish sailor rescued by a Claddagh fisherman. (It's really true, honest...)

    So we will just have to pick on another group to slap. What about thin goodlooking rich people? Or cricketers? Or celebrities?

    Here's a question:

    What if the Hokey Cokey is what it's all about?

    Are you lot from MARS.............you must not be from this planet......and to find three of you all with the same type of minds in such a short space.........BRRRRRRRRRRR very scary:lol::lol:
  • farmergiles
    farmergiles Registered Posts: 1,693 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    I have two left feet so I get confused with the hokey cokey so I hope that's not what it's all about plus I get dizzy when I turn around!
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    Cullen wrote: »
    I wouldn't slap any Spaniards, without them we wouldn't have had the Armada and we wouldn't have had me. I am descended from a storm tossed Spanish sailor rescued by a Claddagh fisherman. (It's really true, honest...)
    As I said, nothing spanish is any good. I stand by that :001_tt2:
    Cullen wrote: »
    So we will just have to pick on another group to slap. What about thin goodlooking rich people? Or cricketers? Or celebrities?
    David Gower lands in all 3 catorgories then, does that mean I get to slap him 3 times? Or just the once but 3 times as hard?
    Cullen wrote: »
    Here's a question:

    What if the Hokey Cokey is what it's all about?

    That’s a random question, I like it! The song is about getting drunk and kicking Bristol Rovers supporters, which is a surpirsingly common theme in songs - the macarena, the birdy song, Baby Got Back etc, all written by Bristol City fans...

    ….and everyones a fan of Bristol City(s) :lol:
  • Cullen
    Cullen Registered Posts: 592 Epic contributor 🐘
    Dianne,

    Come over to the Dark Side.....

    Join us....
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    Cullen wrote: »
    Dianne,

    Come over to the Dark Side.....

    Join us....


    "Evil is a word used by the ignorant and the weak. The dark side is about survival. It's about unleashing your inner power. It glorifies the strength of the individual."
    ―Darth Zannah[src]

    Na!! Tried it .......just wasn't for me...................:lol:
  • Cullen
    Cullen Registered Posts: 592 Epic contributor 🐘
    Fair enuffski
  • farmergiles
    farmergiles Registered Posts: 1,693 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    Cullen wrote: »

    Come over to the Dark Side.....



    Is that the Guiness Brewery in Dublin??
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    Cullen wrote: »

    Come over to the Dark Side.....



    Is that the Guiness Brewery in Dublin??

    NO NO!!!! it is somewhere much more sinister than that....and you being a Devil should know that:lol::lol:
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    Diannew wrote: »
    NO NO!!!! it is somewhere much more sinister than that....and you being a Devil should know that:lol::lol:

    Yeah, but he's a trainer wearing, drunken, child devil - also called a CHAV devil - so give her a break...
  • farmergiles
    farmergiles Registered Posts: 1,693 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    Diannew wrote: »

    NO NO!!!! it is somewhere much more sinister than that....and you being a Devil should know that:lol::lol:

    It must be the stills that are hidden in the border badlands then, making the pocheen that can strip varnish at ten paces:lol::lol:
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Yeah, but he's a trainer wearing, drunken, child devil - also called a CHAV devil - so give her a break...

    I will leave my friend the Devil to respond to that remark:001_tt2:
  • farmergiles
    farmergiles Registered Posts: 1,693 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Yeah, but he's a trainer wearing, drunken, child devil - also called a CHAV devil - so give her a break...

    I might be wearing trainers but that is because I have flat feet. I only get drunk when Friday the 13th falls on a full moon. I am not a child, just vertically challenged and if you call me a "chav" once more, I'll get my step ladder out(I never knew my real ladder...:lol:) and I slap you on the knee:lol::lol:
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    I might be wearing trainers but that is because I have flat feet. I only get drunk when Friday the 13th falls on a full moon. I am not a child, just vertically challenged and if you call me a "chav" once more, I'll get my step ladder out(I never knew my real ladder...:lol:) and I slap you on the knee:lol::lol:


    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • AdamR
    AdamR Registered Posts: 668 Epic contributor 🐘
    Insanity restored:001_smile:
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    I might be wearing trainers but that is because I have flat feet. I only get drunk when Friday the 13th falls on a full moon. I am not a child, just vertically challenged and if you call me a "chav" once more, I'll get my step ladder out(I never knew my real ladder...:lol:) and I slap you on the knee:lol::lol:

    So you're not a chav but a flat footed, tee-total, violent midget? I'm not sure if thats better….

    :lol:
  • farmergiles
    farmergiles Registered Posts: 1,693 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    So you're not a chav but a flat footed, tee-total, violent midget? I'm not sure if thats better….

    :lol:

    Wotchit wiv the "midget" bit, cockney rebel:001_tt2::001_tt2:
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    Wotchit wiv the "midget" bit, cockney rebel:001_tt2::001_tt2:

    Cockney!?!?! How dare you! :mad2: I am not a cockney! I'm a Sarf London rebel….
  • farmergiles
    farmergiles Registered Posts: 1,693 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Cockney!?!?! How dare you! :mad2: I am not a cockney! I'm a Sarf London rebel….

    Now I know why the cabbies always say "Don't go sarf of the river at night, mate":lol::lol::001_tt2:
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Cockney!?!?! How dare you! :mad2: I am not a cockney! I'm a Sarf London rebel….

    With a liking of peanut butter, marmalade, knitting,and a dable in the dark side with his two little friends................oooh and the colur pink:lol::lol:

    The sort of man every girl should have:001_tt2:
  • farmergiles
    farmergiles Registered Posts: 1,693 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    Always did have my doubts about those "Sarf Londoners"
  • CJC
    CJC Registered Posts: 1,657 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    Nothing wrong with Sarf Lunnon, I lived in West Norwood for a while and loved it there.
  • farmergiles
    farmergiles Registered Posts: 1,693 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    CJC wrote: »
    Nothing wrong with Sarf Lunnon, I lived in West Norwood for a while and loved it there.

    That just confirms my suspicions:lol::lol:
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    Now I know why the cabbies always say "Don't go sarf of the river at night, mate":lol::lol::001_tt2:
    They are just intimidated by our sophisticated culture....
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    Diannew wrote: »
    With a liking of peanut butter, marmalade, knitting,and a dable in the dark side with his two little friends................oooh and the colur pink:lol::lol:
    Great examples of our sophisticated culture there, thanks Diannew :thumbup:
  • Cullen
    Cullen Registered Posts: 592 Epic contributor 🐘
    I work with a woman who in the 60s lived near to the Richardsons scrap metal yard.

    She has really weird memories of being woken at night by screaming coming from their premises....

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Richardson

    Um... Matt, what's your second name.....(gulp)......?
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    Cullen wrote: »
    I work with a woman who in the 60s lived near to the Richardsons scrap metal yard.

    She has really weird memories of being woken at night by screaming coming from their premises....

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Richardson

    Um... Matt, what's your second name.....(gulp)......?
    Another workaholic!! or someone trying to escape from the Rugby or Manu V Liverpool footcball match:lol::lol:
  • farmergiles
    farmergiles Registered Posts: 1,693 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    Why should anyone want to escape from the rugby, especially you girlies when there are big, hunky men running around...LOL
  • CJC
    CJC Registered Posts: 1,657 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    Good to see Man U getting a stuffing though.
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    CJC wrote: »
    Good to see Man U getting a stuffing though.

    What is the score please.
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