The Basement under the Charity Shop..

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  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    Where on earth has this all gone??? I dont know i leave for all but 5 mins and im called a Mother F**ker, its insinuated that i took a fancy to FG and now we are on the topic of same sex parents??

    This is all matts influence... hes a sick mind i tell ya.. a sick mind!:mad2:

    Its all your own fault….I gave you PLENTY of opportunity to deny your affair with FG, but you chose not to…. :confused1:

    Anyway, this is what happens when you leave my gang and go independent :mad2:

    I did warn you that meant war...
  • SeanyBoy
    SeanyBoy Registered Posts: 553 Epic contributor 🐘
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Its all your own fault….I gave you PLENTY of opportunity to deny your affair with FG, but you chose not to…. :confused1:

    Anyway, this is what happens when you leave my gang and go independent :mad2:

    I did warn you this meant war...

    Bring it on Matt...

    Although yes i will give that are good with words and rather witty too.. but you will slip eventually dear boy... you will!! For you have a good way of interpreting someones word into something that it was not meant as.. and is meant for mocking that person... fair play... but ive got my beady little eyes on you every post! EVERY POST!
  • SeanyBoy
    SeanyBoy Registered Posts: 553 Epic contributor 🐘
    Diannew wrote: »
    Around the block...up the M6 and back down again:lol::lol:

    All in the name of the love of a good Gangster..........and it's members:001_tt2:

    Here we go..... this is the one.....
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    Bring it on Matt...

    Although yes i will give that are good with words and rather witty too.. but you will slip eventually dear boy,.. you will!! For you have a good way of interpreting someones word into something thas..mocking that person... fair play... but ive got my beady little eyes on you every post! EVERY POST!

    You are a strange, strange boy....:glare:
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    ok do i have to read the whole forum or will i be even more confused lol
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    Here we go..... this is the one.....

    It warms me to think that you savour every word that I write:001_wub::001_wub:
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    You are a strange, strange boy....:glare:

    OOOh Matt........good thong!!!!
  • SeanyBoy
    SeanyBoy Registered Posts: 553 Epic contributor 🐘
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    You are a strange, strange boy....:glare:

    He discovered my secret message!!! Now everybody knows!!:001_unsure:

    NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    Diannew wrote: »
    OOOh Matt........good thong!!!!

    Yes, a good thong - well, I'd say excellent but whatever - its pink, with blue dolpins, has a bow on the front and brings out my buttocks….as you well know, Dianne, as you well know:001_rolleyes:
  • Cullen
    Cullen Registered Posts: 592 Epic contributor 🐘
    I am exhausted. I've been up all night practising my moves. I have to confess I have become more than a little confused with the style of dancing. I broke into an old Routemaster as I couldn't think where else to get a pole, bared my midriff and tried sliding down the pole whilst upside down.

    (Oh yes Iv'e seen Sexetetera on freeview at 11pm!!)

    Everything was going so well untill my clogs fell off and caused a mild concussion.

    So, as I understand it, we all have to wear thongs as well? Does anyone know where the nearest thong shop is?
  • jilt
    jilt Registered Posts: 2,903 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    Cullen wrote: »
    I am exhausted. I've been up all night practising my moves. I have to confess I have become more than a little confused with the style of dancing. I broke into an old Routemaster as I couldn't think where else to get a pole, bared my midriff and tried sliding down the pole whilst upside down.

    (Oh yes Iv'e seen Sexetetera on freeview at 11pm!!)

    Everything was going so well untill my clogs fell off and caused a mild concussion.

    So, as I understand it, we all have to wear thongs as well? Does anyone know where the nearest thong shop is?

    sexetetera??naughty boy......"sex,how to do everything" is a lot better :tongue_smilie::tongue_smilie:
  • Cullen
    Cullen Registered Posts: 592 Epic contributor 🐘
    I have only ever accidentally stumbled upon this awful degenerate programme at 11 pm most nights on channel 20 whilst trying to get the news headlines. I think it is pure filth, corrupts yound minds and the advert breaks are far too long.

    I wouldn't ever allow my cyber sons to watch anything like that in case it may affect their young and innocent minds. I always make them leave the room when it's on, er I mean when I am watching the news.......
  • jilt
    jilt Registered Posts: 2,903 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    Cullen wrote: »
    I wouldn't ever allow my cyber sons to watch anything like that in case it may affect their young and innocent minds. I always make them leave the room when it's on, er I mean when I am watching the news.......

    Your cyber sons? Are you referring to Seanyboy and Matt? :ohmy: Is this an attempted takeover bid? AdamR is their cyber father, he left me with strict instructons to look keep them in line while he is away........if you are merely their foster cyber father while AdamR is away then I'll say no more about it ............. if not I am afraid I will have to take you hostage :mad2: Ask them what happened to FG.... they thought he was on a Molls Appreciation Course.... but I know different :laugh:
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    jilt wrote: »

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Have you read the description and sizes available in this:lol::lol: They give you instruction's for measurments under the arm pits..............should fit the lads then no probs:lol::lol:
  • SeanyBoy
    SeanyBoy Registered Posts: 553 Epic contributor 🐘
    Diannew wrote: »
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Have you read the description and sizes available in this:lol::lol: They give you instruction's for measurments under the arm pits..............should fit the lads then no probs:lol::lol:

    Hmmmmm id much prefer the silver glitter covered thong... i beleive this has much more effect...
  • SeanyBoy
    SeanyBoy Registered Posts: 553 Epic contributor 🐘
    id also prefer if we reffered to them as "g-strings"
  • jilt
    jilt Registered Posts: 2,903 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    id also prefer if we reffered to them as "g-strings"

    Does this mean you wanna be Cullen's replacement dog? :lol::lol:
  • SeanyBoy
    SeanyBoy Registered Posts: 553 Epic contributor 🐘
    jilt wrote: »
    Does this mean you wanna be Cullen's replacement dog? :lol::lol:

    Lets not forget Cullen is MY number 2!
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    Lets not forget Cullen is MY number 2!

    Well you better make sure you have a plastic bag with you when you take him walkies:001_tt2:
  • SeanyBoy
    SeanyBoy Registered Posts: 553 Epic contributor 🐘
    Diannew wrote: »
    Well you better make sure you have a plastic bag with you when you take him walkies:001_tt2:

    Obviously there was nothing crude meant by that post Cullen... your title as Vice President still remains even though you continue to degrade yourself with your pornographic fantasies.... :laugh:

    However its seems my once innocent Charity Shop Basement has now turned into a strip club with dolphin "g-strings" and men sliding upside down on poles... hmmmm i think something has not quite worked out how id once imagined it would.... :lol::lol:
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    Obviously there was nothing crude meant by that post Cullen... your title as Vice President still remains even though you continue to degrade yourself with your pornographic fantasies.... :laugh:

    However its seems my once innocent Charity Shop Basement has now turned into a strip club with dolphin "g-strings" and men sliding upside down on poles... hmmmm i think something has not quite worked out how id once imagined it would.... :lol::lol:

    Defo a winner for a business idea on the apprentice if you ask me.....well done:001_tt2:
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    Cullen wrote: »
    I am exhausted. I've been up all night practising my moves. I have to confess I have become more than a little confused with the style of dancing. I broke into an old Routemaster as I couldn't think where else to get a pole, bared my midriff and tried sliding down the pole whilst upside down.

    (Oh yes Iv'e seen Sexetetera on freeview at 11pm!!)

    Everything was going so well untill my clogs fell off and caused a mild concussion.

    So, as I understand it, we all have to wear thongs as well? Does anyone know where the nearest thong shop is?

    No, Routemaster poles aren't good enough, covered in tape, rust and chewing gum. You'd be better off on the poles on tube carriages. Shiny, new and clean they are - and best of all, there are quite a few still operating, so on your way home tonight you could give it go….:thumbup1:

    The thongs are optional in my gang, but the dolphins-on-your-undergarments rule is not :glare:
  • SeanyBoy
    SeanyBoy Registered Posts: 553 Epic contributor 🐘
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    The thongs are optional in my gang,

    Your gang no longer exists!!! Hahahaha:laugh::laugh:
  • CJC
    CJC Registered Posts: 1,657 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    No, Routemaster poles aren't good enough, covered in tape, rust and chewing gum. You'd be better off on the poles on tube carriages. Shiny, new and clean they are - and best of all, there are quite a few still operating, so on your way home tonight you could give it go….:thumbup1:
    Then again,you could always pop into your local fire station and as an added bonus you might pull a fireman.
  • Cullen
    Cullen Registered Posts: 592 Epic contributor 🐘
    Tubes are out for me, I live deep in Essex. My brother in law is a scaffolder. I am sure he can help me out.

    Can we leave this thong thingy out altogether? I never was one for underpants....................
  • SeanyBoy
    SeanyBoy Registered Posts: 553 Epic contributor 🐘
    CJC wrote: »
    Then again,you could always pop into your local fire station and as an added bonus you might pull a fireman.

    Noooo this is slowly turning into the Y.M.C.A!!!
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    Cullen wrote: »
    Tubes are out for me, I live deep in Essex. My brother in law is a scaffolder. I am sure he can help me out.

    Can we leave this thong thingy out altogether? I never was one for underpants....................

    Would not think that was very hygenic....especially when sliding up and down the poles:glare:
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    Noooo this is slowly turning into the Y.M.C.A!!!

    May be........this is a sign that you should all be the "Dream Boys" like in the full monty film......it does appear to be heading that way.....all idea's seem to be comming from Cullen...:confused1:t
  • SeanyBoy
    SeanyBoy Registered Posts: 553 Epic contributor 🐘
    Diannew wrote: »
    Would not think that was very hygenic....especially when sliding up and down the poles:glare:

    Oh but didnt you know.... Cullen likes it dirty... just read his posts...
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