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  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    Cullen wrote: »
    I have only ever accidentally stumbled upon this awful degenerate programme at 11 pm most nights on channel 20 whilst trying to get the news headlines. I think it is pure filth, corrupts yound minds and the advert breaks are far too long.

    I wouldn't ever allow my cyber sons to watch anything like that in case it may affect their young and innocent minds. I always make them leave the room when it's on, er I mean when I am watching the news.......

    The problem you have is that whenever you watched the 'news' and sent us out, we just went online and watched 'news' that was far more indepth….

    I don't think there is anything wrong with sex on the telly, infact I think there should be more……one of the biggest problems we have is our attitudes to sex….as it stands now, there is not enough sex on the telly, so people go to the internet….which is far more filthy than the telly…..and so people have even stranger ideas of sex (yeah, I'm talking about you SeanyBoy!!!)….so, to solve this problem, I propose there should be more random/unnecessary nudity on tv….. Fiona Bruce? Topless. Noel Edmonds? Nipple clamp……This increased amount of nudity should quench peoples desires to go online, which will inturn, produce people with a healthier attitude to other peoples dangly bits :thumbup:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    jilt wrote: »
    :laugh:
    I love the idea that you searched for something like "dolphin thongs" in google for that image, and now whenever you search again in google, your previous searches will appear and "dolphin thongs" will be there
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    Your gang no longer exists!!! Hahahaha:laugh::laugh:
    My gang exists alright…..the only people who are official members of your gang is yourself and Cullen…..a ex tea boy, pimping chimp and an 'older gentleman' (!?) who seems to refuse the advances of a female moll…. Thats not going to challenge my gang now is it :001_tt2:
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    My gang exists alright…..the only people who are official members of your gang is yourself and Cullen…..a ex tea boy, pimping chimp and an 'older gentleman' (!?) who seems to refuse the advances of a female moll…. Thats not going to challenge my gang now is it :001_tt2:

    haha but what you dont realize Young Matt is that by posting in my thread... you have entered into a legally binding contract that now enslaves you to me for the next 2 years.. 3 months... 17 days... and 6 1/2 hours.... !!! :laugh:
  • CullenCullen Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 592
    Out of interest Matt, my number one cyberson, erm how do you erase previous searches from google?

    Not that I am worried, of course, it's just that , um, I was researching an interesting wildlife topic, inspired by that Attenborough chappie, and well, what can I say? Google completely misunderstood my enquiry! Who would have thought the word "elephants" could be associated with such weird but enthusiastic er perverts? Naturally I was shocked by the content on the internet, and after many hours and hours of er research, I think it best if my previous searches are erased.
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    haha but what you dont realize Young Matt is that by posting in my thread... you have entered into a legally binding contract that now enslaves you to me for the next 2 years.. 3 months... 17 days... and 6 1/2 hours.... !!! :laugh:
    That’s a pretty exact timeframe there…..is that the time you have left until you are able to buy cigarettes :confused1:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    Cullen wrote: »
    Out of interest Matt, my number one cyberson, erm how do you erase previous searches from google?

    Not that I am worried, of course, it's just that , um, I was researching an interesting wildlife topic, inspired by that Attenborough chappie, and well, what can I say? Google completely misunderstood my enquiry! Who would have thought the word "elephants" could be associated with such weird but enthusiastic er perverts? Naturally I was shocked by the content on the internet, and after many hours and hours of er research, I think it best if my previous searches are erased.
    Yes, I've been there! Whilst researching for this thread I happened to search for the words Noel Edmonds Nipple Clamp…..NOT a good idea people, don't do it! Anyway, I've now managed to get that search off of my machine….I'd tell you how, but I can't help a rival gang member now can I? Mr Two….
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    That’s a pretty exact timeframe there…..is that the time you have left until you are able to buy cigarettes :confused1:

    NO! at the end of this time frame i have verbally agreed to sell you to my comrades in the far east... they have some very erotic duties for to carry out over there and i make a huge profit from it all!! :001_tt2:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    NO! at the end of this time frame i have verbally agreed to sell you to my comrades in the far east... they have some very erotic duties for to carry out over there and i make a huge profit from it all!! :001_tt2:

    You been smoking something? You can't sell me, this ain't the 1700's you know! First you want to sell your molls' bodies and now you try to sell your rival :glare: not cool :thumbdown:

    You should just go back to selling tea :001_tongue:
  • CullenCullen Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 592
    But think of the profit.......

    I knew deep down that one of these days we would eventually get a thread to include an accounts related reference!!!
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    Cullen wrote: »
    But think of the profit.......

    I knew deep down that one of these days we would eventually get a thread to include an accounts related reference!!!
    Technically, that may count as w*rk…….Noooooooooo!!!!!!!!
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,814
    Cullen wrote: »
    But think of the profit.......

    I knew deep down that one of these days we would eventually get a thread to include an accounts related reference!!!

    This thread had that reference on Jill's dolphin thong's.....in the description it said the thongs would cover your ASSET's:lol::lol:
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    Diannew wrote: »
    This thread had that reference on Jill's dolphin thong's.....in the description it said the thongs would cover your ASSET's:lol::lol:

    I thought the idea was to NOT cover your assets?
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    I thought the idea was to NOT cover your assets?

    Well, that might depend on whether you consider your bum an asset...? :huh:

    Stupid me, look who I'm talking to! :001_rolleyes:


    :lol:
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Well, that might depend on whether you consider your bum an asset...? :huh:

    Stupid me, look who I'm talking to! :001_rolleyes:


    :lol:

    :confused1: are you saying my bum is an asset... :blushing:

    Sorry Matt but im spoken for.... but thanks... :lol::lol:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    :confused1: are you saying my bum is an asset... :blushing:

    Well, I'd have to ask FG and maybe Cullen.....but it may be your best asset....well YOU seem to think it is anyway.....it sure does attract a certain type of fella, now doesn't it :laugh:
  • CullenCullen Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 592
    What happens when a fixed asset goes bad?

    Seany Boy, we are looking at FRS 11, aaaaargh......
  • CullenCullen Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 592
    (Another accounting term thrown in for free....heh heh heh)
  • jiltjilt Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,903
    Cullen wrote: »
    What happens when a fixed asset goes bad?

    Seany Boy, we are looking at FRS 11, aaaaargh......

    :lol::lol::lol::lol: You mean Seanyboy has an impaired bum!!!!:lol:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    jilt wrote: »
    :lol::lol::lol::lol: You mean Seanyboy has an impaired bum!!!!:lol:

    Well, you'd have to ask FG....or maybe Cullen.....:laugh:
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Well, I'd have to ask FG and maybe Cullen.....but it may be your best asset....well YOU seem to think it is anyway.....it sure does attract a certain type of fella, now doesn't it :laugh:

    FG?? He is lying in a ditch somewhere thanks to Jilt... Accepted... YES he is into male company but this does not mean to say i do...

    However i notice you seem to play well into the arms of Cullen with this whole Daddy role? Is there something more we should know about Matt? Huh.... Is Cullen THE DADDY??
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    jilt wrote: »
    :lol::lol::lol::lol: You mean Seanyboy has an impaired bum!!!!:lol:

    My bottom is perfectly formed i will have you know!! And no farmer/ rapist/ male (or female for that matter) has had the courtesy of doing undesirable activities to my bum.. :mad2:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    My bottom is perfectly formed i will have you know!! And no farmer/ rapist/ male (or female for that matter) has had the courtesy of doing undesirable activities to my bum.. :mad2:
    Methinks thou doth protest too much….:laugh:
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Methinks thou doth protest too much….:laugh:

    well i did have to cover every angle as i know you have a great skill for twisting ones words!!
  • jiltjilt Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,903
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    FG?? He is lying in a ditch somewhere thanks to Jilt...

    What makes you think FG is lying in a ditch somewhere? I said I'd taken him hostage.......not killed him. He's perfectly happy where he is... in fact in his words... he's lucky to be there :laugh: You, on the other hand, may not be that lucky :lol:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    well i did have to cover every angle as i know you have a great skill for twisting ones words!!

    :huh::huh:

    I don't think that needs twisting, does it….:001_rolleyes:
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    jilt wrote: »
    What makes you think FG is lying in a ditch somewhere? I said I'd taken him hostage.......not killed him. He's perfectly happy where he is... in fact in his words... he's lucky to be there :laugh: You, on the other hand, may not be that lucky :lol:

    I could pair you up with Matt and ship you both off to the far east for erotic duties?? A mouth like that will get you very far!!! :laugh:
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    :huh::huh:

    I don't think that needs twisting, does it….:001_rolleyes:

    them damn secret messages!! :blushing:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    jilt wrote: »
    What makes you think FG is lying in a ditch somewhere? I said I'd taken him hostage.......not killed him. He's perfectly happy where he is... in fact in his words... he's lucky to be there :laugh: You, on the other hand, may not be that lucky :lol:
    I'm confused…..are you still my moll?? Did I order a hit on FG and forget about it again…

    *I must remember to write down who I've ordered hits on :crying:*
  • jiltjilt Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,903
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    I could pair you up with Matt and ship you both off to the far east for erotic duties?? A mouth like that will get you very far!!! :laugh:

    I can carry out my erotic duties here in Sheffield, don't need to go the far east. Obviously have more imagination than you sunnyboy :lol::lol:
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