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"You do know that wondering onto the dance floor, suddenly opening up your mac to reveal your bare chest, winking at the nearest female and then snapping your mac shut again, doesn't count as belly dancing….? "
I used to be known as the Blagdon Amateur Rapist. Yes it is true, I am really Reg Thrumper.
I was going to free style but base it on my old clog dance routines I learned as a child, like the Half Arkwright with Groin Action, the Erotic Elbow Drive and the Heckmondwycke with Reverse Spin.
I love being naked under my mac wearing wellies. It gives such freedom of movement. It doesn't make me a bad person does it? Is it so very wrong? (The ladies love it.......well I'm sure it was a scream of pleasure I heard. Wasn't it Dianne???)
Hmmmmm…..not a big fan of rape tbh :huh:…..don't get me wrong, its all well and good for crimbo - it increases your street cred - but it should only be done on a part time basis….theres just no real money in it….much better off sticking to insurance scams, racketeering, bulleying (cub) scouts, purse snatching etc
Not a big fan of Maurice Dancing either…. :001_unsure:0 -
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"You do know that wondering onto the dance floor, suddenly opening up your mac to reveal your bare chest, winking at the nearest female and then snapping your mac shut again, doesn't count as belly dancing….? "
I used to be known as the Blagdon Amateur Rapist. Yes it is true, I am really Reg Thrumper.
I was going to free style but base it on my old clog dance routines I learned as a child, like the Half Arkwright with Groin Action, the Erotic Elbow Drive and the Heckmondwycke with Reverse Spin.
I love being naked under my mac wearing wellies. It gives such freedom of movement. It doesn't make me a bad person does it? Is it so very wrong? (The ladies love it.......well I'm sure it was a scream of pleasure I heard. Wasn't it Dianne???)
Who!!! ME!!!!! are you sure you can enlist the help of my good self withought feeling that you are engaging in a somewhat cyber relationship with me.....as I do recall not so long ago a note from yourself regarding you being unable to have any kind of relationship since the sad loss of your dog.......................:confused1:0 -
Not a big fan of Maurice Dancing either…. :001_unsure:[/QUOTE]
Believe me once you put on the clothes and shimmy those bells....you will love it
To me it is the male version of pole dancing....not to be missed:001_tt2:0 -
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LondonMatt wrote: »:laugh:Hahaha, male version of pole dancing, I like it :laugh:
A great idea!!! (not male but a female pole dancing club)!! This business is on the way up...
Monday & Wednesday - Belly Dancing
Friday & Saturday - Pole Dancing..0 -
LondonMatt wrote: »He has gotten over his ex-wife now…. :glare:
….is he now on the look out for a like-for-like replacement in you Diannew??? :confused1:
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Now Now!!!!! That is not what I was referring to at all......as I do not have that kind of information regarding fellow cyber's.....I was mearly relating back to a past thread(in the nice old days' when the Gang was around.......:crying::crying::crying:) and I made a comment about being bethroved to Cullen...in a cyber gang relates way......and I was REJECTED and told in no uncertain terms that, that would NEVER happen:crying::crying:
How it hurts to bring back that rejection..............................:crying::crying:0 -
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LondonMatt wrote: »What? And to you "family" doesn't cause 'violence and upset and divided us'….? You must have a strange family....:001_rolleyes:
It could be a gang affiliated family... where certain members of the family are kept from the violent crimes and are left to manage the pole dancing/ belly dancing club whilst the rest are out trading arms via email... and sending death threats in the form of jpg files!!
i like it!! :thumbup:0 -
LondonMatt wrote: »What? And to you "family" doesn't cause 'violence and upset and divided us'….? You must have a strange family....:001_rolleyes:
Matt........you can be blessed and join this "Family" where only nice thing's happen...you have to put the bad times behind you...lock away the guns.....free your mind of violent thoughts towards your brothers and sister's....go forth with bells on and rejoice........the pole is awaiting...and your Cyber Father will welcome you with open arms:001_wub::001_wub:Albeit with a mac and nothing else but green wellies0 -
Ok Dianne, I didn't want to say anything about that night. The moonlight, the clogs, the bells. Whilst we were cloggie hopping the dog died. That is why our relationship withered. But you had to bring it up and throw it in my face.
In front of the children too.
What will they think of me now?
You are a hard hearted hindividual (ermmm....I was trying to be like Matt and think of some illiterative word to use but somehow the one I thought of didn't seem appropriate)
Forgive me, boys!0 -
Matt........you can be blessed and join this "Family" where only nice thing's happen...you have to put the bad times behind you...lock away the guns.....free your mind of violent thoughts towards your brothers and sister's....go forth with bells on and rejoice........the pole is awaiting...and your Cyber Father will welcom you with open arms:001_wub::001_wub:
HEY HEY HEY there are still violent crimes being commited just not against each other! 0 -
Ok Dianne, I didn't want to say anything about that night. The moonlight, the clogs, the bells. Whilst we were cloggie hopping the dog died. That is why our relationship withered. But you had to bring it up and throw it in my face.
In front of the children too.
What will they think of me now?
You are a hard hearted hindividual (ermmm....I was trying to be like Matt and think of some illiterative word to use but somehow the one I thought of didn't seem appropriate)
Forgive me, boys!
Of course I forgive you Daddy….I can't stay angry at your fat, flustered face for five thousandths of a facking minute….:blushing:
Anyway, lets all try to guess the word that Cullen thought was inappropriate….A hard hearted....harpy? Harlot? Harbinger of herpes??0 -
LondonMatt wrote: »Of course I forgive you Daddy….I can't stay angry at your fat, flustered face for five thousandths of a facking minute….:blushing:
Anyway, lets all try to guess the word that Cullen thought was inappropriate….A hard hearted....harpy? Harlot? Harbinger of herpes??
garden "hoe"???0 -
Ok Dianne, I didn't want to say anything about that night. The moonlight, the clogs, the bells. Whilst we were cloggie hopping the dog died. That is why our relationship withered. But you had to bring it up and throw it in my face.
In front of the children too.
What will they think of me now?
You are a hard hearted hindividual (ermmm....I was trying to be like Matt and think of some illiterative word to use but somehow the one I thought of didn't seem appropriate)
Forgive me, boys!
This is where the mix up appears to be........not that I should dare to question you......but for sake of one's reputation needs must...................
It was not me that you were cloggie hopping with on that most unfortunate night...under the moon when your dear old dog popped it's clogg's(no pun intended) ...
So all this unloading of feelings about things withering are really wasted on me......:001_wub:0 -
This is where the mix up appears to be........not that I should dare to question you......but for sake of one's reputation needs must...................
It was not me that you were cloggie hopping with on that most unfortunate night...under the moon when your dear old dog popped it's clogg's(no pun intended) ...
So all this unloading of feelings about things withering are really wasted on me......:001_wub:
Phew for a minute there i thought it might actually be that the woman that was once Matt's "Moll" hanging from his arm, and who travelled up and down the "M6" pleasuring gangsters for fun.... could actually be m m m mummy... :crying:0 -
Phew for a minute there i thought it might actually be that the woman that was once Matt's "Moll" hanging from his arm, and who travelled up and down the "M6" pleasuring gangsters for fun.... could actually be m m m mummy...
You are bringing up that sick fantasy again! You already played that game with FG….and now you want the same with Diannew.:ohmy:
You're not right you :glare:0 -
Phew for a minute there i thought it might actually be that the woman that was once Matt's "Moll" hanging from his arm, and who travelled up and down the "M6" pleasuring gangsters for fun.... could actually be m m m mummy... :crying:
Another person mixing me up with someone else...........remember hanging off Matts arm..................but the other bit regarding the M6 and pleasure??????? think you will find that was someone else and maybe that someone else was hob clogging with your daddy on that truly fatefull night....find that woman and who knows...............................peace may be restored between you, your brother and cyber father:001_tt2:
Maybe you should all go on a TV reality agony show............................0 -
Oh heck. Oedipus complex alert.
Scatter..................0 -
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Oh heck. Oedipus complex alert.
Scatter..................
Boy's this is what your father is referring to..........................
The Oedipus complex, in psychoanalytic theory, is a group of largely unconscious (dynamically repressed) ideas and feelings which centre around the desire to possess the parent of the opposite sex and eliminate the parent of the same sex.[1][2] According to classical theory, the complex appears during the so-called 'oedipal phase' of libidinal and ego development; i.e. between the ages of three and five, though oedipal manifestations may be detected earlier.[3][4]
See you do need that TV reality show................................to let it all out0 -
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OK Dianne. State the obvious why don't you. Everone knows that's what I meant, anyway.
(Er whats all this about eliminating the same sex parent...gulp)0 -
Where on earth has this all gone??? I dont know i leave for all but 5 mins and im called a Mother F**ker, its insinuated that i took a fancy to FG and now we are on the topic of same sex parents??
This is all matts influence... hes a sick mind i tell ya.. a sick mind!:mad2:0 -
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