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  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    jilt wrote: »
    I can carry out my erotic duties here in Sheffield, don't need to go the far east. Obviously have more imagination than you sunnyboy :lol::lol:

    your erotic duties are not profitable to me whilst you are in sheffield!!

    A sharp tounged female gets treated very well in the far east i must advise!! and you will make me plenty of money at the same time.. you will er... love it.. er... in the far east and er.... will never want to come home!! :laugh:
  • jiltjilt Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,903
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    your erotic duties are not profitable to me whilst you are in sheffield!!

    A sharp tounged female gets treated very well in the far east i must advise!! and you will make me plenty of money at the same time.. you will er... love it.. er... in the far east and er.... will never want to come home!! :laugh:

    Oh button it, you stuttering impaired bumed queen :lol::lol:
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    jilt wrote: »
    Oh button it, you stuttering impaired bumed queen :lol::lol:

    bumed queen?? :confused1: perhaps you have me mixed up with someone else?? Thats most certainly not me!! :laugh:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    jilt wrote: »
    Oh button it, you stuttering impaired bumed queen :lol::lol:
    Hahahaha :laugh: stuttering impaired bumed queen :laugh:
  • jiltjilt Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,903
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    bumed queen?? :confused1: perhaps you have me mixed up with someone else?? Thats most certainly not me!! :laugh:

    :lol::lol::lol: hmmmmm should have added a comma there somewhere :lol:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    bumed queen?? perhaps you have me mixed up with someone else?? Thats most certainly not me!! :laugh:

    …..not the most difficult of your secret messages their SeanyBoy…..
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    …..not the most difficult of your secret messages their SeanyBoy…..

    if you carry on like this matt i may have to give you a job at the basement as head of (gay) secret messages uncoding!! you seem pretty good at finding them gay messages... :laugh:
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,814
    jilt wrote: »
    :lol::lol::lol: hmmmmm should have added a comma there somewhere :lol:

    Hold on.........can some one please help me get to the "bottom" of this thread.

    The boy's are learning pole dancing and morris dancing in a dingy basement.....dressed in their newly aquired dolphin thongs.......whilst jilt has captured FG and is hiding him somewhere whilst carrying out exotic duties... Cullen is off googling elephants,with a fire fighters pole..... whilst watching rather rude tv in front of his cyber children, wearing cloggs.

    The NBV of everyone's assets including Seanyboys impaired posteria has hit an all time low....and now Matt has recaptured the other thread and is trying to start up the old Gang........................

    Just another day in the world of finance hey:lol::lol:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    if you carry on like this matt i may have to give you a job at the basement as head of (gay) secret messages uncoding!! you seem pretty good at finding them gay messages...

    O-er missus!

    I'm NOT INTERESTED SEANY!!!

    :laugh:
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    O-er missus!

    :laugh:

    :laugh: ............. i say nothing.................
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    This basement is rather chilly when im all on my own.. :crying:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    This basement is rather chilly when im all on my own.. :crying:

    Everywhere's rather chilly when your in your thong….I would offer you some wolly socks to warm you up, but you're in a rival 'gang'
  • jiltjilt Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,903
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    This basement is rather chilly when im all on my own.. :crying:

    Try buying more substantial underwear:lol::lol:

    long-johns.jpg
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    jilt wrote: »
    Try buying more substantial underwear:lol::lol:

    long-johns.jpg

    Ha theres me in the old days standing outside Matt's shed.... before you treacherous molls tore through my gangster heart with a blunt hacksaw and broke me with you words.... :crying:
  • jiltjilt Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,903
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    Ha theres me in the old days standing outside Matt's shed.... before you treacherous molls tore through my gangster heart with a blunt hacksaw and broke me with you words.... :crying:

    You are a bit of a cry baby aren't you? :thumbdown:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    Ha theres me in the old days standing outside Matt's shed.... before you treacherous molls tore through my gangster heart with a blunt hacksaw and broke me with you words.... :crying:
    No, that's just before you DEMOLISH my shed! You've probably hidden the dynamite in your comedy underpants :mad2:
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    Ive a new attraction to the basement..... the pole dancing dog.....

    Or is this slightly sick? :blushing:


    pole-dancing-dog.jpg
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    jilt wrote: »
    You are a bit of a cry baby aren't you? :thumbdown:

    Take that back! My mum told me a real man is not afraid to show his tears!!! :crying::crying::crying:
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    No, that's just before you DEMOLISH my shed! You've probably hidden the dynamite in your comedy underpants :mad2:

    Was you checking out my fixed assets there Matty!!! :laugh:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    Was you checking out my fixed assets there Matty!!! :laugh:
    Before they became so irreparably impaired?? No, the only assets I check are my own :cool2:
  • mark130273mark130273 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 4,234
    that puppy is so cool !
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    mark130273 wrote: »
    that puppy is so cool !

    That one post has lost you any street cred you may have had :glare:

    :001_tongue:
  • mark130273mark130273 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 4,234
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    That one post has lost you any street cred you may have had :glare:

    :001_tongue:

    trust me i never had ANY !
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    IMMMMM BACK.... THE PIMPIN CHIMP!! HAHAHA:laugh:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    IMMMMM BACK.... THE PIMPIN CHIMP!! HAHAHA:laugh:

    People, I think there is a very clear distinction between what a gang lead by me would be like, and one that Seany boy would be like….Michael Corleone Vs a Pimping Chimp

    The choice is yours ladies and gentlemen…..
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    People, I think there is a very clear distinction between what a gang lead by me would be like, and one that Seany boy would be like….Michael Corleone Vs a Pimping Chimp

    The choice is yours ladies and gentlemen…..

    You can take the gang away from me Matt! But i still have my basement and my pole dancing dog... and most of all my PRIDE!! :huh:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    You can take the gang away from me Matt! But i still have my basement and my pole dancing dog... and most of all my PRIDE!! :huh:
    ….and a nipple ring as well it looks like…..I always knew there was something about you!
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    ….and a nipple ring as well it looks like…..i always knew there was something about you!

    hey thats my spinning gold chain!!
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    First show tonight 7pm - 8pm the mystical pole dancing dog!!
    8pm - 9pm Cullen and his mac... need i say any more????
    9pm - 3am We have pole/belly dancing starring Jilt in a cat suit and Dianne in spandex!!

    Free before 8pm and £12 a head there after...
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,814
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    First show tonight 7pm - 8pm the mystical pole dancing dog!!
    8pm - 9pm Cullen and his mac... need i say any more????
    9pm - 3am We have pole/belly dancing starring Jilt in a cat suit and Dianne in spandex!!

    Free before 8pm and £12 a head there after...

    £12.00 per head!!!!!!:lol::lol:
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