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Oh heck. I set fire to the wrong child. I meant to ignite Number 1 son.....
(Sorry Matt)
I wouldn't slap any Spaniards, without them we wouldn't have had the Armada and we wouldn't have had me. I am descended from a storm tossed Spanish sailor rescued by a Claddagh fisherman. (It's really true, honest...)
So we will just have to pick on another group to slap. What about thin goodlooking rich people? Or cricketers? Or celebrities?
Here's a question:
What if the Hokey Cokey is what it's all about?0 -
Oh heck. I set fire to the wrong child. I meant to ignite Number 1 son.....
(Sorry Matt)
I wouldn't slap any Spaniards, without them we wouldn't have had the Armada and we wouldn't have had me. I am descended from a storm tossed Spanish sailor rescued by a Claddagh fisherman. (It's really true, honest...)
So we will just have to pick on another group to slap. What about thin goodlooking rich people? Or cricketers? Or celebrities?
Here's a question:
What if the Hokey Cokey is what it's all about?
Are you lot from MARS.............you must not be from this planet......and to find three of you all with the same type of minds in such a short space.........BRRRRRRRRRRR very scary
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I have two left feet so I get confused with the hokey cokey so I hope that's not what it's all about plus I get dizzy when I turn around!0
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As I said, nothing spanish is any good. I stand by that :001_tt2:I wouldn't slap any Spaniards, without them we wouldn't have had the Armada and we wouldn't have had me. I am descended from a storm tossed Spanish sailor rescued by a Claddagh fisherman. (It's really true, honest...)
David Gower lands in all 3 catorgories then, does that mean I get to slap him 3 times? Or just the once but 3 times as hard?So we will just have to pick on another group to slap. What about thin goodlooking rich people? Or cricketers? Or celebrities?Here's a question:
What if the Hokey Cokey is what it's all about?
That’s a random question, I like it! The song is about getting drunk and kicking Bristol Rovers supporters, which is a surpirsingly common theme in songs - the macarena, the birdy song, Baby Got Back etc, all written by Bristol City fans...
….and everyones a fan of Bristol City(s)
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Dianne,
Come over to the Dark Side.....
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Dianne,
Come over to the Dark Side.....
Join us....
"Evil is a word used by the ignorant and the weak. The dark side is about survival. It's about unleashing your inner power. It glorifies the strength of the individual."
―Darth Zannah[src]
Na!! Tried it .......just wasn't for me...................
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Fair enuffski0
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farmergiles wrote: »
NO NO!!!! it is somewhere much more sinister than that....and you being a Devil should know that

It must be the stills that are hidden in the border badlands then, making the pocheen that can strip varnish at ten paces
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LondonMatt wrote: »Yeah, but he's a trainer wearing, drunken, child devil - also called a CHAV devil - so give her a break...
I will leave my friend the Devil to respond to that remark:001_tt2:0 -
LondonMatt wrote: »Yeah, but he's a trainer wearing, drunken, child devil - also called a CHAV devil - so give her a break...
I might be wearing trainers but that is because I have flat feet. I only get drunk when Friday the 13th falls on a full moon. I am not a child, just vertically challenged and if you call me a "chav" once more, I'll get my step ladder out(I never knew my real ladder...
) and I slap you on the knee
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farmergiles wrote: »I might be wearing trainers but that is because I have flat feet. I only get drunk when Friday the 13th falls on a full moon. I am not a child, just vertically challenged and if you call me a "chav" once more, I'll get my step ladder out(I never knew my real ladder...
) and I slap you on the knee




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Insanity restored:001_smile:0
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farmergiles wrote: »I might be wearing trainers but that is because I have flat feet. I only get drunk when Friday the 13th falls on a full moon. I am not a child, just vertically challenged and if you call me a "chav" once more, I'll get my step ladder out(I never knew my real ladder...
) and I slap you on the knee

So you're not a chav but a flat footed, tee-total, violent midget? I'm not sure if thats better….
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LondonMatt wrote: »So you're not a chav but a flat footed, tee-total, violent midget? I'm not sure if thats better….

Wotchit wiv the "midget" bit, cockney rebel:001_tt2::001_tt2:0 -
farmergiles wrote: »Wotchit wiv the "midget" bit, cockney rebel:001_tt2::001_tt2:
Cockney!?!?! How dare you! :mad2: I am not a cockney! I'm a Sarf London rebel….0 -
LondonMatt wrote: »Cockney!?!?! How dare you! :mad2: I am not a cockney! I'm a Sarf London rebel….
Now I know why the cabbies always say "Don't go sarf of the river at night, mate"
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LondonMatt wrote: »Cockney!?!?! How dare you! :mad2: I am not a cockney! I'm a Sarf London rebel….
With a liking of peanut butter, marmalade, knitting,and a dable in the dark side with his two little friends................oooh and the colur pink

The sort of man every girl should have:001_tt2:0 -
Always did have my doubts about those "Sarf Londoners"0
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Nothing wrong with Sarf Lunnon, I lived in West Norwood for a while and loved it there.0
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They are just intimidated by our sophisticated culture....farmergiles wrote: »Now I know why the cabbies always say "Don't go sarf of the river at night, mate"
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I work with a woman who in the 60s lived near to the Richardsons scrap metal yard.
She has really weird memories of being woken at night by screaming coming from their premises....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Richardson
Um... Matt, what's your second name.....(gulp)......?0 -
Another workaholic!! or someone trying to escape from the Rugby or Manu V Liverpool footcball matchI work with a woman who in the 60s lived near to the Richardsons scrap metal yard.
She has really weird memories of being woken at night by screaming coming from their premises....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Richardson
Um... Matt, what's your second name.....(gulp)......?
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Why should anyone want to escape from the rugby, especially you girlies when there are big, hunky men running around...LOL0
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Good to see Man U getting a stuffing though.0
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