The Basement under the Charity Shop..

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  • SeanyBoy
    SeanyBoy Registered Posts: 553 Epic contributor 🐘
    jilt wrote: »
    I can carry out my erotic duties here in Sheffield, don't need to go the far east. Obviously have more imagination than you sunnyboy :lol::lol:

    your erotic duties are not profitable to me whilst you are in sheffield!!

    A sharp tounged female gets treated very well in the far east i must advise!! and you will make me plenty of money at the same time.. you will er... love it.. er... in the far east and er.... will never want to come home!! :laugh:
  • jilt
    jilt Registered Posts: 2,903 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    your erotic duties are not profitable to me whilst you are in sheffield!!

    A sharp tounged female gets treated very well in the far east i must advise!! and you will make me plenty of money at the same time.. you will er... love it.. er... in the far east and er.... will never want to come home!! :laugh:

    Oh button it, you stuttering impaired bumed queen :lol::lol:
  • SeanyBoy
    SeanyBoy Registered Posts: 553 Epic contributor 🐘
    jilt wrote: »
    Oh button it, you stuttering impaired bumed queen :lol::lol:

    bumed queen?? :confused1: perhaps you have me mixed up with someone else?? Thats most certainly not me!! :laugh:
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    jilt wrote: »
    Oh button it, you stuttering impaired bumed queen :lol::lol:
    Hahahaha :laugh: stuttering impaired bumed queen :laugh:
  • jilt
    jilt Registered Posts: 2,903 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    bumed queen?? :confused1: perhaps you have me mixed up with someone else?? Thats most certainly not me!! :laugh:

    :lol::lol::lol: hmmmmm should have added a comma there somewhere :lol:
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    bumed queen?? perhaps you have me mixed up with someone else?? Thats most certainly not me!! :laugh:

    …..not the most difficult of your secret messages their SeanyBoy…..
  • SeanyBoy
    SeanyBoy Registered Posts: 553 Epic contributor 🐘
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    …..not the most difficult of your secret messages their SeanyBoy…..

    if you carry on like this matt i may have to give you a job at the basement as head of (gay) secret messages uncoding!! you seem pretty good at finding them gay messages... :laugh:
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    jilt wrote: »
    :lol::lol::lol: hmmmmm should have added a comma there somewhere :lol:

    Hold on.........can some one please help me get to the "bottom" of this thread.

    The boy's are learning pole dancing and morris dancing in a dingy basement.....dressed in their newly aquired dolphin thongs.......whilst jilt has captured FG and is hiding him somewhere whilst carrying out exotic duties... Cullen is off googling elephants,with a fire fighters pole..... whilst watching rather rude tv in front of his cyber children, wearing cloggs.

    The NBV of everyone's assets including Seanyboys impaired posteria has hit an all time low....and now Matt has recaptured the other thread and is trying to start up the old Gang........................

    Just another day in the world of finance hey:lol::lol:
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    if you carry on like this matt i may have to give you a job at the basement as head of (gay) secret messages uncoding!! you seem pretty good at finding them gay messages...

    O-er missus!

    I'm NOT INTERESTED SEANY!!!

    :laugh:
  • SeanyBoy
    SeanyBoy Registered Posts: 553 Epic contributor 🐘
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    O-er missus!

    :laugh:

    :laugh: ............. i say nothing.................
  • SeanyBoy
    SeanyBoy Registered Posts: 553 Epic contributor 🐘
    This basement is rather chilly when im all on my own.. :crying:
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    This basement is rather chilly when im all on my own.. :crying:

    Everywhere's rather chilly when your in your thong….I would offer you some wolly socks to warm you up, but you're in a rival 'gang'
  • jilt
    jilt Registered Posts: 2,903 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    This basement is rather chilly when im all on my own.. :crying:

    Try buying more substantial underwear:lol::lol:

    long-johns.jpg
  • SeanyBoy
    SeanyBoy Registered Posts: 553 Epic contributor 🐘
    jilt wrote: »
    Try buying more substantial underwear:lol::lol:

    long-johns.jpg

    Ha theres me in the old days standing outside Matt's shed.... before you treacherous molls tore through my gangster heart with a blunt hacksaw and broke me with you words.... :crying:
  • jilt
    jilt Registered Posts: 2,903 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    Ha theres me in the old days standing outside Matt's shed.... before you treacherous molls tore through my gangster heart with a blunt hacksaw and broke me with you words.... :crying:

    You are a bit of a cry baby aren't you? :thumbdown:
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    Ha theres me in the old days standing outside Matt's shed.... before you treacherous molls tore through my gangster heart with a blunt hacksaw and broke me with you words.... :crying:
    No, that's just before you DEMOLISH my shed! You've probably hidden the dynamite in your comedy underpants :mad2:
  • SeanyBoy
    SeanyBoy Registered Posts: 553 Epic contributor 🐘
    Ive a new attraction to the basement..... the pole dancing dog.....

    Or is this slightly sick? :blushing:


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  • SeanyBoy
    SeanyBoy Registered Posts: 553 Epic contributor 🐘
    jilt wrote: »
    You are a bit of a cry baby aren't you? :thumbdown:

    Take that back! My mum told me a real man is not afraid to show his tears!!! :crying::crying::crying:
  • SeanyBoy
    SeanyBoy Registered Posts: 553 Epic contributor 🐘
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    No, that's just before you DEMOLISH my shed! You've probably hidden the dynamite in your comedy underpants :mad2:

    Was you checking out my fixed assets there Matty!!! :laugh:
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    Was you checking out my fixed assets there Matty!!! :laugh:
    Before they became so irreparably impaired?? No, the only assets I check are my own :cool2:
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    that puppy is so cool !
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    mark130273 wrote: »
    that puppy is so cool !

    That one post has lost you any street cred you may have had :glare:

    :001_tongue:
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    That one post has lost you any street cred you may have had :glare:

    :001_tongue:

    trust me i never had ANY !
  • SeanyBoy
    SeanyBoy Registered Posts: 553 Epic contributor 🐘
    IMMMMM BACK.... THE PIMPIN CHIMP!! HAHAHA:laugh:
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    IMMMMM BACK.... THE PIMPIN CHIMP!! HAHAHA:laugh:

    People, I think there is a very clear distinction between what a gang lead by me would be like, and one that Seany boy would be like….Michael Corleone Vs a Pimping Chimp

    The choice is yours ladies and gentlemen…..
  • SeanyBoy
    SeanyBoy Registered Posts: 553 Epic contributor 🐘
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    People, I think there is a very clear distinction between what a gang lead by me would be like, and one that Seany boy would be like….Michael Corleone Vs a Pimping Chimp

    The choice is yours ladies and gentlemen…..

    You can take the gang away from me Matt! But i still have my basement and my pole dancing dog... and most of all my PRIDE!! :huh:
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    You can take the gang away from me Matt! But i still have my basement and my pole dancing dog... and most of all my PRIDE!! :huh:
    ….and a nipple ring as well it looks like…..I always knew there was something about you!
  • SeanyBoy
    SeanyBoy Registered Posts: 553 Epic contributor 🐘
    londonmatt wrote: »
    ….and a nipple ring as well it looks like…..i always knew there was something about you!

    hey thats my spinning gold chain!!
  • SeanyBoy
    SeanyBoy Registered Posts: 553 Epic contributor 🐘
    First show tonight 7pm - 8pm the mystical pole dancing dog!!
    8pm - 9pm Cullen and his mac... need i say any more????
    9pm - 3am We have pole/belly dancing starring Jilt in a cat suit and Dianne in spandex!!

    Free before 8pm and £12 a head there after...
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    First show tonight 7pm - 8pm the mystical pole dancing dog!!
    8pm - 9pm Cullen and his mac... need i say any more????
    9pm - 3am We have pole/belly dancing starring Jilt in a cat suit and Dianne in spandex!!

    Free before 8pm and £12 a head there after...

    £12.00 per head!!!!!!:lol::lol:
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